r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 12h ago

Meme needing explanation i’m a girl i don’t get this

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like why wouldn’t this work. is it cause of the urinals so close to the sink?? or like.. cause idk

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u/qualityvote2 12h ago edited 7h ago

u/uhohelle, your post does belong here!

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u/NebulaNomadX1 12h ago edited 2h ago

Costs

Pushing the three stalls on one side of this design together so that they're next to each, will eliminate two stall walls. Based on this pricing, you would be looking at $450 savings for just the wall panels.

Edit: Hi again, sorry for the edit, and sorry if I’m being annoying for making this. I apologize if I am being annoying, obnoxious, or ruining the fun for the past couple of days when I answer, as some replies on here have been saying. I believe this subreddit is an amazing place built on an interesting idea, and following some tragic events in my life in recent years, I have been very fortunate to meet a bunch of wonderful people, questions, and great answerers in this community. To hear many attacks and allegations directed at me, especially ones I have constantly denied, to the point I possibly made this place worse on accident, is personally saddening to me. You have every right to hate on me.

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u/CheesecakePretend553 12h ago edited 10h ago

This and I'm no plumber, but I'd imagine this would unnecessarily complicate the piping setup.

Edit: My notifications are full of so many conflicting answers lmao

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u/aurumtt 12h ago

i don't think the piping will make much difference in cost when it's newly installed. the panels totally would though. these badboys are deceptively expensive.

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u/Any_Contract_1016 12h ago

That's why they cut costs by eliminating the bottom six inches.

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u/camel_case_user 12h ago

And the half inch around the door so everyone can see you poop

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u/Chimpbot 12h ago

If folks want to watch, then I'm gonna give 'em a show.

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u/subtxtcan 12h ago

That's the spirit!

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u/Chimpbot 12h ago

It's why I always carry sparklers and a t-shirt gun with me at all times.

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u/Chrisscott25 12h ago

Yes! Nothing like lighting a sparkler and doing the sprinkler for an eager audience…

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u/jervin22000 11h ago

If I’m taking a shit I ain’t lighting anything in the same room.

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u/Skye_Dog 11h ago

Would I need to pay more for the extras? Asking for a friend.

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u/johnnyhandbags 11h ago

Are you a hockey mascot?

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u/Chimpbot 11h ago

I mean, I wouldn't say no if a team approached me.

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u/Badger-of-Briarwood 11h ago

Please tell me the t-shirt gun isn't for launching t-shirts!

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u/Darkspire303 8h ago

Too soon

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u/Biabolical 11h ago

Remember folks, the first three rows are the splash zone!

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u/PretSafe4677 12h ago

Now if we charged people to see that show we could make up the extra wall cost in no time!

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u/SavageTrireaper 11h ago

That’s a Schrödinger’s box of Bathroom usage. The stall is empty until you look through the crack and make eye contact with someone pooping and collapse the waveform.

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u/less_accurate 11h ago

That is one weird US thing. Having a large gap at the bottom and then a smaller gap everywhere else. I am getting anxiety attacks just by thinking about it

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u/fenrsulfr 11h ago

When I notice someone watching I just start to jerk harder.

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u/lowteq 12h ago

The eye lock through the gap is so creepy.

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u/Repulsive-Basket7435 11h ago

Grunt louder and maintain eye contact to show superiority

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u/Apart_Debate_6515 12h ago

Pfft. Doors are for the weak, we're just gonna Value Engineer those out of the project

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u/Vassar-Longfellow 9h ago

Only in the US though. In many places in Europe the doors are all the way down. Which is nice since many are unisex.

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u/QuipCrafter9 11h ago

Peeking through there in the men’s room is a great way to get your ass kicked where there are no cameras and a lot of hard surfaces. I mean “slip and fall”

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u/ParroKomvol 12h ago

In America yes. Rest of the world: not so much

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u/under_the_c 10h ago

Oh, so now 6 inches is a lot...

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u/IndividualStranger98 11h ago

I got spoiled being in the Netherlands the last two weeks - Full on door for each stall…America would never

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u/HobsHere 11h ago

Except for Buc-ee"s!

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u/BrodinGodofSwole 12h ago

It would. It's easy to do a string of urinals next to each other. I sent this to a plumber friend and they said "I'd refuse a job like this... Not really, but I'd be grumbling to myself privately when no one was around the whole fucking time I had to work on this bullshit"

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u/YT-Deliveries 12h ago

I mean, he should at least be honest and say he’d be grumbling either way.

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u/azfang 12h ago

Grumbling above background level.

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u/YT-Deliveries 11h ago

We need a Geiger-counter-like-device but for trades grumbling.

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u/azfang 10h ago

“3.6 grunts. Not great, not terrible.”

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u/BrodinGodofSwole 10h ago

You clearly must have a tradesman in your life as well

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u/The-good-twin 12h ago

I saw a post about this on another thread and someone claimed to be a plumber and said it would be an issue and that there was a reason they are all installed next to each other. But I personally dont know a thing about plumbing.

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u/Fragrant_Role_1807 12h ago

Let enlighten you, a pipe carries fresh water to each toilet and another pipes carries the waste water away to the sewer system. Now you know as much as I do

Not a plumber but I’d assume they need a larger pipe diameter for the toilet to handle solid waste and can use a smaller for the urinal, likely have the urinals linked together then drop down to larger waste pipe all at once, doing it the way the picture shows would introduce a lot of t connections going from 3 inch to 1 inch connections.

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u/kzwix 11h ago

Indeed. Or, rather, 3-inch T-connections all the way, with adapter lids (one inch hole in the cover lid), probably.

That's not a big problem, especially if the pipes are behind a light wall - in which case, they won't bother people where the feet usually go. But it will be costlier than using small pipes for urinals, and big pipes for the toilets themselves.

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u/AlaskanX 11h ago

I suspect it has more to do with the height. Urinals usually drain through the wall and need fresh water at about 3-4 feet up the wall. (Residential) toilets drain through the floor and need their freshwater close to the floor, usually on the wall. So you’d need more and longer T junctions along the wall for mixing fixtures rather just running the whole line in the most convenient location for that set of fixtures.

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u/Sufficient_Language7 10h ago

Close, for residential toilets water usually comes through the floor.

For commercial they often come through the wall as well.

Source the toilet on sitting on.

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u/ExpensiveFish9277 12h ago

Maintenance will be many times cheaper since the wall panels will anchor each other and prevent being walls being pushed out by rowdy patrons.

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u/NesterPower 12h ago

No the pipes they use are different sized this would add at least double the piping if not more

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u/DevilsPajamas 11h ago

For plumbing it would make no difference. The sanitary connection is 4" going to a water closet, urinal is 2". Urinals connect to the same sanitary main. Only way it might cost more is if the end of the line is a water closet instead of a urinal, but you are literally only talking about maybe 12 feet of 4" PVC pipe instead of 2" depending on bathroom fixture configuration.

Water connections are similar. Urinals have 3/4" water connection and water closets are 1" (assuming flush valve).

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u/HeManDan 12h ago

Dude they spend tens of thousands on material and labor for this room, but the budget comes across for materials and the guy is like no way a thousand bucks can be saved here. Then it's a finished project forever done forever.

Alot of urinals have their own divider now, that cost would be eliminated.

It's like me DIYing. I cheap out here and there, then spend more money so I can get the same results as the mid grade product or material I didn't buy.

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u/trituschen 11h ago

I finally have some insight! I'm a commercial plumbing estimator. This layout features manifolds for waste, vent and cold water on 3 of the 4 walls. Each of these walls would need some larger chases to account for the size of the plumbing and carriers needed for each wall. Cost goes up.

Along with chases, the lengths of pipe are longer and more diverse making it difficult to prefab offsite and assemble in field. Think if every toilet needs 4 inch waste while urinals can get away with 2 or 3 inch pipe, spreading it out like this would make everything 4 inch.

When I say more expensive, we are talking my best guess. I'd say 30% more labor and 20% more material than a traditional back to back core restroom layout of equal size. Typed on my phone from work while looking at some restroom plans.

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u/Odd_Dig4551 11h ago

Not a plumber or a plumbing estimator....but have been an estimator in heavy civil/mechanical....this guy has the right answer...also was an engineer that designed a couple of facilities that included plumbing chases...in industrial applications....in an office, this design would be a bigger mess.

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u/colaqu 8h ago

Hi I am a plumber, my first thought was , ' jeez, you'd get a lot of glory holes it that place.'.

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u/HoodFeelGood 10h ago

So, like an extra $2 or $3k on a $1 - $2 million building?

I don't understand the fixation on micro increased costs on macro projects.

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u/trituschen 10h ago

Good question - in plumbing, the most expensive part is always the labor. Material cost might go up by a couple hundred for the layout, but if labor goes up that is truly where cost differences are. Think 300 hours vs. 400 hours at say $110 per hour for commercial rates.

This is a core restroom for a building. If there are mutliple floors, then these are typical for each floor. If this building has say 6 floors, typical restrooms per floor, then that's (+6100110) or an additional $66,000 for this project vs a conventional code layout.

In competing with other shops, best solution is to offer a VE for a better layout.

Got me thinking like I'm working and I appreciate it.

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u/Mrc3mm3r 11h ago

Thanks for explaining this! Appreciated. 

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u/SafetyJosh4life 10h ago

Ex plumber here, I’ll make it short and simplified.

Urinals are very messy in the pipes. Uric acid forms piss stones that clog the lines up, that’s why many urinals flush poorly, there isn’t much room for the liquid to flow through and the build up creates resistance.

Adding solid waste to the mix will speed up the rate that this happens, theoretically the solid matter and extra water would help clear up the pipes, but reality shows that it accelerates the problem and causes clogged sanitary pipes that are harder to clear out.

Installing it this way would limit what hardware you can effectively use, not every wall bracket configuration would be usable in the photo, and you would have a hard time piping wall mount urinals with floor mounted toilets without creating a S trap and making the whole bathroom a sanitation violation, but there are ways to effectively do this and it’s not necessary more expensive, but it would take more skills labor to do it well.

But at the end of the day it’s a worse product that is slightly more convenient for the user but worse for the customer. You’re better off just installing nothing but toilets at that point and calling it a day.

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u/Trashdump420 12h ago

Like you said, you're no plumber

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u/CharityAggressive677 10h ago

This "clever" comeback only works if the person is wrong.

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u/aggressive_napkin_ 11h ago

Well, now we know you're not one either!

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u/LexiTheLesbo 11h ago

I’m not a plumber either but I know somebody who is and he says this system would make instillation and repairs like twice as complicated all for the sake of additional privacy that isn’t really needed because most guys aren’t trying to sneak a peek at each others penises.

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u/EbbNorth7735 12h ago

Not really... 

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u/Schlachthausfred 12h ago

Actually it increases cost, because you can use smaller pipes for just urinals and they are at a different height, so you need more pipe to set them up.

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u/scsuhockey 11h ago

I’d also add it’d be annoying as fuck to have to walk all the way to the back of the bathroom to see if there’s a urinal open.

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u/kzwix 12h ago

yes and no. You could use large pipes for the outflow, it's just "larger than necessary" for urinals, but everything goes to the sewer, anyway.

But yeah, panels would cost more.

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u/HybridAkai 11h ago

I'm an architect and the answer is that it depends on whether you want to spend money on IPS. If you do, it's not really a lot more complex. If not, you need to expose waste pipes which would either need to be boxed out or would pose a maintenance (cleaning) challenge.

The real answer is that it's much cheaper to put small divider panels between urinals than pay for the extra full height dividers between cubicles.

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u/Phone-Medical 12h ago

With that pricing, why have any walls / doors at all? 🤔

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u/DatedUserName1 12h ago

This guy public schools

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u/icanith 11h ago

greatest comment in this thread.

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u/PrincessCellyBelly 12h ago

Holes in the floor only cost the price of the labour to dig the hole

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u/ExoatmosphericKill 12h ago

Tf is a SD-N? And what's this weird picture I see on every post?

Is this some family guy thing I've missed?

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u/seanliam2k 10h ago

It makes me angry whenever I see it and I don't know why, I think I'm just suffering from cringe or something

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u/ExoatmosphericKill 9h ago

It's irrelevant to the subreddit as far as I can tell, looks botted or something AND is industrial grade cringe.

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u/loud57 8h ago

It is from a YouTube series called murder drones, but not fitting to this sub.

Same production company as the amazing digital circus

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u/SpectralRPG 11h ago

'S'erial 'D'esignation N. He's a character from an indie animation show called Murder drones. Super sweet and rather helpful personality in the show.

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u/ExoatmosphericKill 11h ago

I thought this was a family guy thing?

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u/Comfortable-Shake-37 7h ago

It's okay of those cringey YouTube series that kinda weird people and/or kids get way too invested in like amazing digital circus and hazbin hotel.

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u/invalid_credentials 11h ago

The super annoying brand building you are doing is super annoying. People want an answer not your lame daily AI images. Why do you do this?

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u/Kellyann59 11h ago edited 10h ago

I keep seeing this happen on several subs I’m a part of. Someone tries to make the sub all about themselves and it takes all the fun out it. I’m considering just blocking these people so I won’t have to see them on every post

Plus this person is definitely using ai, at least in their replies for sure, because they answered one thing the other day with a full three (complex, mind you) paragraphs within a minute of the question being posted

Probably just some kids looking for attention, but still. Wish this would stop happening. This nebula person seems genuinely nice, I just don’t think they understand how annoying it is to see them on every post and they’re not even Peter or Stewie :’(

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u/invalid_credentials 11h ago edited 8h ago

Losers like [u/n](u/nomadnebulax1)[ebulanomadx1](u/nomadnebulax1) ruin fun for everyone.

I, too, could just ask chat gpt for a shitty answer and AI images every response..

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u/Solid-Search-3341 12h ago

You would also increase the cost of piping that in by a lot as urinals usually share the same pipe for flushing water.

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u/Samhain_69 12h ago

The much more logical layout is with all the toilets together and all the urinals together, walls between each station, but doors only for the toilets. Exact same number of walls and doors, so equal cost for that. Same amount of privacy. Simpler plumbing and layout.

No good reason to go "every other" like that.

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u/iowanaquarist 12h ago

Also, who wants to have to walk all the way in to see if there is a free urinal? Lining them up together makes it faster when the bathroom is busy.

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u/SportTheFoole 11h ago

Also, is like to point out that there are 3 sinks for 6 urinals and 6 stalls. If this bathroom is even moderately busy, there’s going to be a huge line at the sinks (or worse, men walking out without washing their hands, which already happens at an alarming rate).

Oh, and there’s no dryer/hand towels (though I guess it could be at the entrance, though with this many urinals/stalls, I predict it’s another bottleneck). The two urinals in the sink area also doesn’t sit right with me.

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u/Responsible_Pool9923 11h ago

Also why the hell are the sinks at the far end of the room? They should be by the entrance.

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u/Striking-Cat9303 11h ago

Can you fuck off for good? It’s very weird that you’ve taken this online persona to present yourself as.

You jump to explain these posts but you’re not even doing it as a Family Guy character…

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 12h ago

This is AN answer. Just not THE answer.

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u/West_Yorkshire 9h ago

Giga cringe real life person pretending to be a fictional character strikes again!

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u/Different_Target_228 10h ago

What did any of this comment have to do with Murder Drones? Lol.

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u/Get-Fucked-Dirtbag 10h ago

You're not a Family Guy character

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u/Furry_Femboy_Account 7h ago

Trying being right if you want to force this doofy bullshit.

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u/BigMax 11h ago

Also… you have to walk up and down the bathroom to find an open urinal. This would greatly slow down throughput in any crowded bathroom.

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u/Grrowling 10h ago

SD-N got it wrong. This is better because men don’t have to pee next to each other. A common thing to avoid is using a neighboring urinal unless you really have to!

SD-Who The Fuck Are You In Family Guy Universe Out!

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u/Time_Print4099 11h ago

You can't see where the empty pisser is. We'd be looking around corners like a bunch'a creeps.

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u/Jgs4555 11h ago

Sure the costs go up, but you double the amount of usable urinals.

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u/SopaDeKaiba 12h ago

Wouldn't there be more stall walls? If two are next to each other, they share the wall between them.

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u/thecracker1337 12h ago

What about restrooms with walls between urinals?

The walls don't matter on the grand scheme.

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u/316Harrison 12h ago

Wild guess would be is you can’t see at a glance if any urinals are open so you’d have to peek around every corner.

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u/Xayahbetes 12h ago edited 11h ago

Easy fix, the stalls will have glass walls so you can see through them

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 12h ago

I would go with video cameras pointing at each urinal and a big screen on the far wall showing if they're occupied. /s

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u/Vast-Ad1915 12h ago

And you can have a leaderboard, Urinator of the Month, and weekly prizes

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u/AbroadMediocre312 12h ago

Pissing average for staying in the strike zone.

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u/Impossible-Scene5084 11h ago

Bro if we could have competitive national leaderboards for public urinal use, the queues would be worse than for the women’s. Every dude would be constantly looking for opportunities to get their numbers up.

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u/EmotionalSnow2000 11h ago

I would take this sacrifice if points were awarded for hand washing and general cleanliness. Might give the dirty bastards i watch leave without washing their hands a kick up the arse.

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u/SidFren 10h ago

It would be one extremely hydrated nation

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u/Fabulous_Pattern776 11h ago

Well now that would just turn into a pissing contest

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u/jzubair11 11h ago

Don't give redbull any new ideas. Peelease

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u/KindButAlsoSad 11h ago

I often think about how everyday, some guy has the longest pee worldwide, and he doesn't even know it.

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u/EPGesus 11h ago

I think that was me once, years ago. I started peeing, somebody came in, peed, washed their hand and left and I was still peeing. I've never felt so powerful since. I bet whoever does it at least thinks about it from time to time. Unless it's just one dude who pees like a water hose EVERY time and gets the record daily and just thinks everybody does it the same as him.

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u/AbroadMediocre312 12h ago

The little red and green lights above like some parking garages.

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u/phunkydroid 11h ago

I've literally seen bathrooms with stalls like this.

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u/Sprocket-Launcher 12h ago

You accidentally put an s at the end of your statement. You should edit. People might misundand and disregard your brilliant and valid idea

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u/Ho11owstyxx 11h ago

Why keep the screen in the bathroom?

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u/Wokeymcwokerson 12h ago

Make them super short so the poopers can see what’s going on

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u/Vhishkey 12h ago

Just get rid of the walls. Lower cost and no walls to peek around

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u/canadasbananas 12h ago

Lights on the ceiling like parking lots. Green means available red means taken

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u/Important_Contact588 12h ago

Add those red light/green light occupied lights from parking lots

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u/One-Ad-4295 12h ago

No sarcasm I couldn't figure it out, but this seems like the right answer. It's much nicer to never need to walk and search around the bathroom.

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u/No-Effective-1245 10h ago

And if you have to walk through to see which one is empty... What's the problem with that? Worst thing you will see is the back of some guy peeing. Which is the same you see at every urinal.

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u/Alveck93 6h ago

My first thought would be that if this was a busy bar or something, it would either turn the middle into an uneccesarily busy thoroughfare, or cause inefficiency as people line up behind the guy who's assuming theyre all full when many may be free.

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u/consider_its_tree 9h ago

That and I would just rather pee between two other guys peeing than two guys shitting when I just want to get in, pee, and get out while inhaling the minimum amount of shit smells.

I applaud the spirit of the redesign, but it very much comes from a place of hearing complaints about a men's room and not actually having used one.

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u/sillydollthing 12h ago

Could have a pressure plate under the urinal that activates a light above.

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u/m3gb0t 10h ago

Isn't this how all bathroom stalls work?

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u/Able_Experience_1670 12h ago edited 10h ago

Y'all missed the joke.

It's because all the stalls fall between urinals, and the mens bathroom code states that you never take an unoccupied urinal between two other guys.

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u/MiffedMouse 12h ago

If that is the joke, then it is a stupid one. Men only avoid taking adjacent urinals if they are just next to each other with no walls between them. As long as there is a wall between the urinals, most men are fine with taking adjacent urinals.

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u/AideInternal1045 11h ago

Even with the partition one still gets skipped and a 3rd person will fill it.

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u/MiffedMouse 11h ago

Depends. My office has three urinals, but the third one is lowered to a kid's height. Typically the first two urinals fill up first, because they are at an adult height, and the third one last.

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u/AideInternal1045 11h ago

Nah ill take the short one over going straight to being right next to someone. Unless there is no other option...

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u/Twin_Brother_Me 11h ago

Meanwhile my coworker got in trouble because he was commenting on the boss' fingernails when they were both using the divided urinals...

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u/Royal_Cryptographer7 10h ago

Those are for little people and people with mobility issues iirc. They are nice to have around when bringing a kid to the bathroom though. Its part of Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA), I've been told.

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u/Tephros83 10h ago

I don't think it's a joke so much as why you'd bother to do this in the first place. Yes, it would be nice not to pee next to another guy. I am not sure if being between two guys taking a dump is a lot better though, due to smells.

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u/Able_Experience_1670 11h ago

Eh it's still pretty common to not, in my experience.

My favourite bar has 3 urinals in a small space and if you take the middle you're gonna be rubbing shoulders. It's always empty.

Mostly depends on venue and spacing.

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u/BabyWithBathwatter 11h ago

But if the urinal is a trough, the most shy will use stalls and the rest just make sure we dont touch shoulders.

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u/Fingers154 11h ago

If there is a divider between the urinals, the etiquette is relaxed.

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u/Ok_Audience1666 12h ago

mmmm nah, it's because you cant find out what happened at the game last night from your straight friends.

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u/Pipe_Memes 12h ago

The plumbing would be a lot more difficult, the two fixtures use different size drains and venting becomes more difficult with toilets, and alternating the fixtures exacerbates those venting issues on top of the sizing issues. On top of all that drain pipes are pretty large and they want to cram all of that stuff in tight areas.

In short, it would be a nightmare to install this way, very difficult, expensive, and time consuming.

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 12h ago

My first thought on seeing that diagram was "great. She can do the plumbing, then."

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u/TheGandu 9h ago

Funilly enough this exactly the same sentiments in the tech industry when a user experience designer's ideas reach the dev team lol

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u/Vandoid 9h ago

Can't believe I had to scroll down this far for the correct answer. What's in that image is WAY more expensive, because "difficult" means "more parts, more labor."

Plus, for what benefit? So guys make fewer jokes about possibly seeing each others' dicks? Sorry, but we're going to do that anyway.

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u/Appropriate_Luck_658 4h ago

This is not correct answer.

What is the point of urinals? To save space. Floor area is way more expensive than bit of plumbing. With layout proposed on image, urinal space takes as much as cabin. That is why it is so absurd.

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u/Kind_Conclusion1911 11h ago

Assuming those could be wall mounted fixtures could they not all commonly feed a 4” sanitary line? The venting is its own issue admittedly

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u/melez 11h ago

There’s 3 walls with plumbing stub outs in this drawing. That’s high cost too.

Most cost efficient, if you can help it, all fixtures go on one wall which on the other side the other genders restroom would be. Then both bathrooms can share a single common plumbing chase.

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u/Sweaty_Standard8186 12h ago

Poop piss poop piss poop piss 

Its messy and irrational when you can have one side poop and one side piss

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u/posthuman04 12h ago

If you’re gonna do this make them all stalls and all actual toilets

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 11h ago

THANK you.

I actually wish this were always the case.

Urinals are a goddamn pain in the ass to service/replace, and people are always spitting their goddamn gum and Zyns in them now.

Signed,
-a maintenance person

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u/DeliciousDeer1096 11h ago

Urinals are the most horrid things ever devised by humankind. They should either be banned forever or men should be forced to take compulsory aiming lessons and have to have a licence to use one.

-A former bathroom cleaner.

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u/UnforeseenDerailment 10h ago

Men try to pee standing regardless of the vessel. They'll just piss on the seat and call it a day.

I was about to say women don't, but I've heard that's not as universal as I'd imagined...

O wise former bathroom cleaner, enlighten me on women's bathroom hygiene.

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u/DeliciousDeer1096 9h ago

As a general rule, the women's bathroom was cleaner than the men's bathroom, but this was purely due to the lake of pee that collected underneath the urinals. The men's actual toilets were typically as clean as the women's.

...unless that is a hovering incident had occurred. While still rare, this was more common in the women's than the men's and was vastly worse than anything the urinals ever produced. Pee would be a blessed relief after the horrible things that could happen after a hovering incident.

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u/encapsulated_me 7h ago

As a former cleaner/housekeeper I agree. I found it disappointing how goddamn awful women's hygeine could be, and not just in bathrooms. I don't make generalizatons about gender based cleanliness anymore.

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u/Inphiltration 7h ago

Back when I cleaned bathrooms it was simply just different. Mens bathrooms had an area of effect. Piss everywhere. The mess women leave behind was more condensed. Lots of bloody clogged toilets. I'd rather clean the piss.

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u/kelpyb1 11h ago

Specifically, there are 2 separate lines in a busy men’s restroom: the poop line and the piss line

This layout makes it impossible to organize that.

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u/butt-holg 11h ago

The most rational answer

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u/HeyItsJustDave 11h ago

You mean: poop-pee poop-pee

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u/empatheticsocialist1 12h ago

It's far more space efficient to put urinals together since then you can have more urinals

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u/Jejejow 11h ago

And urinals don't need as much space. If the urinals were all on the right wall, the space could be brought in to where the stalls doors are.

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u/bqbdpd 10h ago

If you want real efficiency look up "trough urinal".

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u/Chembaron_Seki 10h ago

Please don't spread word of them, I hate them with a deep passion and want them to go extinct

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u/TaylorSwiftsClitoris 8h ago

The other penis havers might learn you have a penis

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u/kai-ol 4h ago

Pardon me for not wanting to participate in the meat market.

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u/fredlantern 9h ago

They're awesome you can always squeeze yourself in there if you need to go real bad.

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 11h ago

And you can look at a wall of 7 urinals and see which are open.

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u/orfeo34 12h ago

There is no place for a glory hole.

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u/IndividualCompany657 11h ago

What? There’s arguably plenty more room now. Every urinal gets a glory hole!

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u/Poochmanchung 10h ago

Glory holes require two private stalls. How am I supposed to pretend I didn't just get sucked off by another guy if he waved at me on the way in? 

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u/MichalCJ5 11h ago

I had to scroll way too far to see somebody else say this!

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u/metlson 12h ago

It wouldn't work for a few reasons 1. Volume, you likely lose 1-2 toilets/urinals with this layout as it isn't optimising for space 2. Someone walking in the door wouldn't be able to see if a urinal is occupied or not, they'd need to walk up and down the space checking. 3. How do you create lines for either the urinal or toilet ? You'd need to create individual lines behind each, you can't easily make a single file line for the toilets or urinals 4. The position of the mirror means that depending where you are washing your hands you'll be able to see someone using a urinal - which this is trying to solve

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u/YetYetAnotherPerson 10h ago

2 is the big one. You'd have to push them out so people can see, wasting more space. 

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u/PracticeNo288 12h ago

Hi, the simple explanation is because men hold hands while pissing. Men can't pee unless someone is holding their hand. That's why men never go to the bathroom alone

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u/Radiationprecipitate 12h ago

I honestly don't know where all of this comes from, maybe it's an American thing or maybe younger generations are more self conscious or something. From my experience most men a mature enough to not be weird and only use the second next urinal to be politely respectful. If I need to piss I'll go shoulder to shoulder with blokes at the pub in the piss trough.

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u/OshetDeadagain 11h ago

This is the thing; you can give a person right beside you all the privacy in the world by just not looking!

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u/puahaw 12h ago

dudes already alternate urinals according to the law of dudes in the bathroom which states thou shall not go next to a dude when there are other available urinals.

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u/Hour-Rest-2579 12h ago

There's no joke. It would simply not work.

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u/swayedsuede 12h ago

But why?

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u/Hour-Rest-2579 12h ago

It's an inconvenient design. Not good for small restrooms, only for big ones.

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u/Voelkar 12h ago

Not just that, the plumber that sees this will just laugh and refuse any service or installation

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u/Sharp_Net3315 12h ago

I don't see why not

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u/HazyPastGamer 12h ago

Pipes would be a mess because the way urinals and toilets handle flushing.

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u/fifercurator 11h ago

Over engineered solution for a non-problem.

If you are so concerned about other dudes seeing your peen, either come out of the closet or get over the your under- endowment.

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u/jokerhound80 12h ago

If you run out of TP and need the guy in the next stall to pass you some he'll have to roll it across piss soaked tiles

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u/PizzaLikerFan 12h ago

Pissing on the wall

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u/Oftenahead 6h ago

Not sure why you’re the only comment I’ve seen mentioning that. I used to clean bathrooms and those urinal trenches would be absolutely filthy

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u/Highway_Wooden 11h ago

This is dumb. How am I supposed to see the dick of the person next to me then?

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u/insearch78 9h ago

I think you're supposed to tap your foot in some sort of rhythm near their side of the wall. If they are receptive to your coded advance, they shall present it for review at that time.

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u/Quick_Ad_1783 12h ago

Would prevent guys from accidentally(or not) seeing other male genitals however the urinals close to the sink and lots more area to clean make it hard to implement

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u/Ok_Audience1666 12h ago

Also, how do you flirt? .. i mean... talk about the game last night.

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u/DatedUserName1 12h ago

And your nice watch :-D

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u/No-Character9756 12h ago

I mean personally most guys aren't trying to see each others genitals so it's for the most part I feel.... A non issue and then you have to think about the fact you are ruining it for the guys who do want to see other guys genitals

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u/Present_Ad_4820 12h ago

This really eliminates the privacy one expects when using a glory hole.

Giggity

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u/Grant1128 12h ago

I would enjoy this. But it would not be as space-effective in larger restrooms such as this one.

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u/fenianthrowaway1 12h ago

A small loss in space efficiency and a few extra wall panels is a price I'd be happy to pay to piss with a modicum of privacy

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u/notmyaccountbruh 12h ago

Plumbing will be harder to put and more expensive.