r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/uhohelle • 13h ago

Meme needing explanation i’m a girl i don’t get this

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like why wouldn’t this work. is it cause of the urinals so close to the sink?? or like.. cause idk

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u/KindButAlsoSad 12h ago

I often think about how everyday, some guy has the longest pee worldwide, and he doesn't even know it.

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u/EPGesus 11h ago

I think that was me once, years ago. I started peeing, somebody came in, peed, washed their hand and left and I was still peeing. I've never felt so powerful since. I bet whoever does it at least thinks about it from time to time. Unless it's just one dude who pees like a water hose EVERY time and gets the record daily and just thinks everybody does it the same as him.

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u/posthuman04 8h ago

It’s a guy with a prostate the size of a grapefruit that doesn’t want to be there any longer than he has too but old age has pinched his pee stream to a trickle.

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u/posthuman04 8h ago

See ever since I had a case of prostatitis I don’t find these jokes funny anymore.