i’m a girl i don’t get this

[u/uhohelle]

like why wouldn’t this work. is it cause of the urinals so close to the sink?? or like.. cause idk

[u/Chimpbot]

If folks want to watch, then I'm gonna give 'em a show.

[u/subtxtcan → u/Chimpbot]

That's the spirit!

[u/Chimpbot → u/subtxtcan]

It's why I always carry sparklers and a t-shirt gun with me at all times.

[u/johnnyhandbags → u/Chimpbot]

Are you a hockey mascot?

[u/Chimpbot → u/johnnyhandbags]

I mean, I wouldn't say no if a team approached me.