r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/uhohelle • 13h ago

Meme needing explanation i’m a girl i don’t get this

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like why wouldn’t this work. is it cause of the urinals so close to the sink?? or like.. cause idk

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u/camel_case_user 12h ago

And the half inch around the door so everyone can see you poop

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u/Chimpbot 12h ago

If folks want to watch, then I'm gonna give 'em a show.

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u/subtxtcan 12h ago

That's the spirit!

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u/Chimpbot 12h ago

It's why I always carry sparklers and a t-shirt gun with me at all times.

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u/Chrisscott25 12h ago

Yes! Nothing like lighting a sparkler and doing the sprinkler for an eager audience…

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u/jervin22000 11h ago

If I’m taking a shit I ain’t lighting anything in the same room.

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u/MsMercyMain 11h ago

What, you don't want to do an accidental terrorism!? Coward

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u/jervin22000 11h ago

If I’m going to do a terrorism it’s going to be on-purpose and not pantless. Besides I spent a lot of time growing the hair back there I’m not in a hurry to singe it.

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u/Hexual_Innuendo 6h ago

Come on, live a little before you go... in a sudden explosion or spontaneous self combustion...

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u/Skye_Dog 12h ago

Would I need to pay more for the extras? Asking for a friend.

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u/johnnyhandbags 12h ago

Are you a hockey mascot?

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u/Chimpbot 12h ago

I mean, I wouldn't say no if a team approached me.

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u/Badger-of-Briarwood 12h ago

Please tell me the t-shirt gun isn't for launching t-shirts!

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u/MagnumMyth 12h ago

He's not just waving the sparklers around with his hands...

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u/Chimpbot 12h ago

Let's just say that it can be used to launch a variety of objects and materials.

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u/digiliquid01 11h ago

TP... There's always someone who needs it 🥴

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u/jervin22000 5h ago

I’ve always wanted one for launching suction cup jelly dongs at people who drive like dicks so they have something to go fuck themselves with.

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u/Darkspire303 9h ago

Too soon

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u/DescriptionIll5227 11h ago

I appreciate that you elaborated with this second comment, because after reading your first comment my immediate thought was How?"

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u/Chimpbot 11h ago

Oh, I have my ways.

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u/BonitaTres 11h ago

My very sleepy eyes read this as sht gun, damn

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u/Nukkuma 10h ago

Have you priced a t-shirt gun? 800 buckeros for one gun 😭

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u/Dry_Bad_3599 2h ago

Youre the guy that shot that tee to me!! Thanks again.

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u/The_Troyminator 56m ago

Just don’t mix up the t shirt gun and toilet.

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u/Professional-Mix-562 51m ago

THATS why you carry yours?! I keep mine incase the toilet doesn’t flush…. Shit really hits the fan then….