i’m a girl i don’t get this

[u/uhohelle]

like why wouldn’t this work. is it cause of the urinals so close to the sink?? or like.. cause idk

[u/Vast-Ad1915]

And you can have a leaderboard, Urinator of the Month, and weekly prizes

[u/AbroadMediocre312 → u/Vast-Ad1915]

Pissing average for staying in the strike zone.

[u/Impossible-Scene5084 → u/AbroadMediocre312]

Bro if we could have competitive national leaderboards for public urinal use, the queues would be worse than for the women’s. Every dude would be constantly looking for opportunities to get their numbers up.

[u/EmotionalSnow2000 → u/Impossible-Scene5084]

I would take this sacrifice if points were awarded for hand washing and general cleanliness. Might give the dirty bastards i watch leave without washing their hands a kick up the arse.

[u/physicistbowler → u/EmotionalSnow2000]

But then you'd have a dirty foot.

[u/Avenger_of_Justice → u/EmotionalSnow2000]

If I walk in and the only thing I have touched is my own penis the last thing I want to do is touch the tap handles that have been used by all the shitters

[u/fingersurbum → u/Avenger_of_Justice]

My dad was in the army a long time ago, he was an MP corporal.

He went to the boozer one time to make a round, see if there’s anyone there that shouldn’t be and stuff.

Well he pops of into the shitter to take a piss, he does his thing and goes to walk out, and a navy sailor said “that’s disgusting mate, you know in the navy they teach us to wash our hands after we piss”

He shot back “in the army they teach us to not piss on our hands”

[u/Koro_Darren → u/Avenger_of_Justice]

I agree, ik technically it is unsanitary but seriously the most men need to pee is 2 fingers, sum js use 1, & oftentimes u don't even need any. If u got places 2 b I'd say it's ok to skip it, but if ur boutta touch someone or eat dinner or smth then maybe wash ur hands, but it's still I'd say very likited in terms of real necessity, I mean ur phone & many objects around us r often more bacteria-filled & dirty than a pecker