r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/uhohelle • 13h ago

Meme needing explanation i’m a girl i don’t get this

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like why wouldn’t this work. is it cause of the urinals so close to the sink?? or like.. cause idk

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u/316Harrison 13h ago

Wild guess would be is you can’t see at a glance if any urinals are open so you’d have to peek around every corner.

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u/Xayahbetes 13h ago edited 11h ago

Easy fix, the stalls will have glass walls so you can see through them

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 13h ago

I would go with video cameras pointing at each urinal and a big screen on the far wall showing if they're occupied. /s

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u/Vast-Ad1915 12h ago

And you can have a leaderboard, Urinator of the Month, and weekly prizes

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u/AbroadMediocre312 12h ago

Pissing average for staying in the strike zone.

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u/Impossible-Scene5084 12h ago

Bro if we could have competitive national leaderboards for public urinal use, the queues would be worse than for the women’s. Every dude would be constantly looking for opportunities to get their numbers up.

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u/EmotionalSnow2000 12h ago

I would take this sacrifice if points were awarded for hand washing and general cleanliness. Might give the dirty bastards i watch leave without washing their hands a kick up the arse.

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u/physicistbowler 9h ago

But then you'd have a dirty foot.

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u/Avenger_of_Justice 9h ago

If I walk in and the only thing I have touched is my own penis the last thing I want to do is touch the tap handles that have been used by all the shitters

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u/fingersurbum 3h ago

My dad was in the army a long time ago, he was an MP corporal.

He went to the boozer one time to make a round, see if there’s anyone there that shouldn’t be and stuff.

Well he pops of into the shitter to take a piss, he does his thing and goes to walk out, and a navy sailor said “that’s disgusting mate, you know in the navy they teach us to wash our hands after we piss”

He shot back “in the army they teach us to not piss on our hands”

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u/Koro_Darren 3h ago

I agree, ik technically it is unsanitary but seriously the most men need to pee is 2 fingers, sum js use 1, & oftentimes u don't even need any. If u got places 2 b I'd say it's ok to skip it, but if ur boutta touch someone or eat dinner or smth then maybe wash ur hands, but it's still I'd say very likited in terms of real necessity, I mean ur phone & many objects around us r often more bacteria-filled & dirty than a pecker

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u/SidFren 11h ago

It would be one extremely hydrated nation

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u/AbroadMediocre312 11h ago

sound of cannon firing

Another champion fallen to hyponatremia.

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u/Dillo64 9h ago

And special points go to whoever finds and pees in the secret bonus urinal

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u/Mt_wi86 15m ago

First thought…. No
But… if I’m being honest
If it showed my score on a screen as I was walking out… I’m gonna get my numbers up.
More hydration! (More) Target practice!

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u/Tashawn 3h ago

Can you imagine just how big the multipliers can get at bars? “x25 Urinal Cake Destroyer.”

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 1h ago

And when they hit the neighbors' shoe it plays a clip: "Juuuuust a bit outside!"

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u/Fabulous_Pattern776 12h ago

Well now that would just turn into a pissing contest

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u/jzubair11 12h ago

Don't give redbull any new ideas. Peelease

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u/DrMadRog 9h ago

This is the best underrated comment!

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u/Super-Evening8420 11h ago

Challenge pissing as Big Bill Hell intended.

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u/KindButAlsoSad 12h ago

I often think about how everyday, some guy has the longest pee worldwide, and he doesn't even know it.

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u/EPGesus 11h ago

I think that was me once, years ago. I started peeing, somebody came in, peed, washed their hand and left and I was still peeing. I've never felt so powerful since. I bet whoever does it at least thinks about it from time to time. Unless it's just one dude who pees like a water hose EVERY time and gets the record daily and just thinks everybody does it the same as him.

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u/posthuman04 8h ago

It’s a guy with a prostate the size of a grapefruit that doesn’t want to be there any longer than he has too but old age has pinched his pee stream to a trickle.

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u/posthuman04 8h ago

See ever since I had a case of prostatitis I don’t find these jokes funny anymore.

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u/jancl0 11h ago

Urinal leader boards are a real thing BTW. There's a bar in the city I live in that's pretty well known, mostly cause the owner is... Well let's just say he keeps finding new ways to end up in news articles

The guys urinal had a screen behind the water that could tell when you were pissing on it, and gave you a score. The screen also had the faces of people the owner didn't like, usually politicians, sometimes the owners of other bars in the area. He.... He got into alot of arguments with owners of other bars in the area

That is literally the only story I can tell you about him that doesn't make him immediately googleable

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u/jayBplatinum 9h ago

I always thought putting something similar to those squirt gun games at fairs into a urinal would be lit. You and the boys at the bar everyone has to piss so they hit the target for a horse race. Fun, keeps pee off the floor hopefully, and lucrative.

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u/benryves 5h ago

They do exist, e.g. the Sega Toylet.

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u/jancl0 1h ago

There was a designer a while ago that discovered that less cleaning around urinals was required if a small print of a fly or other insect was put on the back wall of the urinal. It saved a ton in maintenance costs

Edit: Turns out it's got its own Wikipedia page

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u/vypermann 33m ago

Biggest Dick