r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/uhohelle • 13h ago

Meme needing explanation i’m a girl i don’t get this

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like why wouldn’t this work. is it cause of the urinals so close to the sink?? or like.. cause idk

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u/orfeo34 12h ago

There is no place for a glory hole.

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u/IndividualCompany657 12h ago

What? There’s arguably plenty more room now. Every urinal gets a glory hole!

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u/Excitement-Far 11h ago

Two even

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u/bat-fink 10h ago

yes, if the ones at the ends have a glory hole in the adjacent sidewall.

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u/exvirginladysman 7h ago

As much as the hands can handle

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u/sneakysnake1111 0m ago

Four, comfortably, if you get all mathy about the cork soaking.

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u/Poochmanchung 11h ago

Glory holes require two private stalls. How am I supposed to pretend I didn't just get sucked off by another guy if he waved at me on the way in? 

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 1h ago

Do you get a pass on being shamed for not washing your hands if you only came in for the glory hole?

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u/Exciting_Product7858 8h ago

who said they gotta be private?

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u/MistakeAdmirable9470 11h ago

Two, technically.

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u/OrionShade 10h ago

Exactly this is glory hole galore

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u/MichalCJ5 12h ago

I had to scroll way too far to see somebody else say this!

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u/bri_c3p 8h ago

I had to scroll way too far to find the right answer

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u/falpangaea 2h ago

I had to scroll farther down than I thought I would have to for this comment

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u/ikariashpool 11h ago

the only correct answer. No under stall shenigans, either.

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u/Prestigious_Prior723 11h ago

Once again the simplest answer is the correct one

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u/sakarr90 11h ago

And how will I glance at your dick from the next urinal? Women just dont understand smh

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u/VoidingSounds 10h ago

I'm going to look mad stupid 'wide stancing' at a urinal.

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u/Exciting_Product7858 8h ago

i see plenty of options, use your imagination

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u/LegDayLass 5h ago

Not a private one any way