r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/uhohelle • 13h ago

Meme needing explanation i’m a girl i don’t get this

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like why wouldn’t this work. is it cause of the urinals so close to the sink?? or like.. cause idk

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u/QuipCrafter9 12h ago

Peeking through there in the men’s room is a great way to get your ass kicked where there are no cameras and a lot of hard surfaces. I mean “slip and fall”

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u/MrBootylove 10h ago

I'm sure the peeping tom will patiently wait for their attacker to wipe their ass and pull their pants up.

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u/PressureItchy9372 9h ago

brave of you to assume that all guys wipe their butts.

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u/Gwynito 6h ago

How do they not? Wouldn't your ass rash up like crazy if you didn't?

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u/PressureItchy9372 2h ago

oh, don't ask me. I'm firmly in the "bidet til clean, then blot dry with T.P." club. No skidmarks for me please.

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u/QuipCrafter9 9h ago edited 5h ago

I’ll wipe my ass with him, my weighty dingus flopping in the breeze and all

Jk I’d probably invite them in very loudly and animated, to draw attention to their behavior and make them feel rediculous