r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/uhohelle • 13h ago

Meme needing explanation i’m a girl i don’t get this

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like why wouldn’t this work. is it cause of the urinals so close to the sink?? or like.. cause idk

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u/AbroadMediocre312 12h ago

Pissing average for staying in the strike zone.

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u/Impossible-Scene5084 12h ago

Bro if we could have competitive national leaderboards for public urinal use, the queues would be worse than for the women’s. Every dude would be constantly looking for opportunities to get their numbers up.

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u/EmotionalSnow2000 12h ago

I would take this sacrifice if points were awarded for hand washing and general cleanliness. Might give the dirty bastards i watch leave without washing their hands a kick up the arse.

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u/physicistbowler 9h ago

But then you'd have a dirty foot.

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u/Avenger_of_Justice 9h ago

If I walk in and the only thing I have touched is my own penis the last thing I want to do is touch the tap handles that have been used by all the shitters

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u/fingersurbum 3h ago

My dad was in the army a long time ago, he was an MP corporal.

He went to the boozer one time to make a round, see if there’s anyone there that shouldn’t be and stuff.

Well he pops of into the shitter to take a piss, he does his thing and goes to walk out, and a navy sailor said “that’s disgusting mate, you know in the navy they teach us to wash our hands after we piss”

He shot back “in the army they teach us to not piss on our hands”

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u/Koro_Darren 3h ago

I agree, ik technically it is unsanitary but seriously the most men need to pee is 2 fingers, sum js use 1, & oftentimes u don't even need any. If u got places 2 b I'd say it's ok to skip it, but if ur boutta touch someone or eat dinner or smth then maybe wash ur hands, but it's still I'd say very likited in terms of real necessity, I mean ur phone & many objects around us r often more bacteria-filled & dirty than a pecker

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u/SidFren 11h ago

It would be one extremely hydrated nation

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u/AbroadMediocre312 11h ago

sound of cannon firing

Another champion fallen to hyponatremia.

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u/Dillo64 9h ago

And special points go to whoever finds and pees in the secret bonus urinal

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u/Mt_wi86 14m ago

First thought…. No
But… if I’m being honest
If it showed my score on a screen as I was walking out… I’m gonna get my numbers up.
More hydration! (More) Target practice!

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u/Tashawn 3h ago

Can you imagine just how big the multipliers can get at bars? “x25 Urinal Cake Destroyer.”

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 1h ago

And when they hit the neighbors' shoe it plays a clip: "Juuuuust a bit outside!"