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u/atomicsofie 1d ago
Damn he’s drunk at 10:30am lol?
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u/whtevrmomitzjust420 1d ago
My theory is , “been drinkin” and “drunk” are two different things, nothing wrong with a Sunday morning bender hahaha some go to church and some go to Buschhhhhhhh
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u/PastAd1087 1d ago
Day drinking is wayyy better than going iut late. You get to drink on patios and enjoy the sun and nice weather, you can get done early enough to eat rehydrate and go to bed early walking up the next day not hungover and mostly refreshed. Going out late just to come home and pass out and wake up 5hr later hungover and dehydrated is way less fun.
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u/FlowerBedDead 1d ago edited 1d ago
Fucking love day drinking. I might do it today 🍻
UPDATE: I am currently two drinks deep. The day is young.
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u/LauraPa1mer 1d ago
I might as well because it is raining and Sunday of a long weekend with Monday off.
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u/TrickyRabbit8715 1d ago
I’m doing it today. Day drinkers unite.
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u/No_Reindeer_1577 1d ago
Damn I got work at 4am tomorrow. It’s currently 11:37am. Hmmmm maybe a few beers wouldn’t be bad lol
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u/ChriSaito 1d ago
I absolutely love it as well! That’s why I can’t do it anymore lol. Today would be a great day for it too.
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u/randomsquirrel87 1d ago
Me too. It is probably the best drinking, if you have no real responsibilities that day
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u/brokenkarmabank 1d ago
Guess it’s time to start drinkin’. Already noon but I just woke up
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u/Enough_Welder9219 1d ago
Are you ok
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u/Ubbugginbee 1d ago
ARE YOU OK???
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u/whtevrmomitzjust420 1d ago
Of course , just conversing
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u/Ubbugginbee 1d ago
What’s the conversation? 👀
For the rest of your life every single day when you wake up, would you rather fight a chicken until death or would you rather fight a monkey once a year but you don’t know what day the monkey is gonna fight you to death on ?3
u/whtevrmomitzjust420 1d ago
Obviously a chicken, I don’t wanna have my face ripped off !
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u/Ubbugginbee 1d ago
I mean I also didn’t say what kinda monkey yknow ?
If you plan it right , free chicken for life no?
But also every day would be a drag . With if you’re hung over and you just wake up to that fucker picking at your face yknow ?3
u/whtevrmomitzjust420 1d ago
Wake up to rain noises and my doggo layin in bed and next thing you know I’m -1 face
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u/Ubbugginbee 1d ago
Fuckkkkkk . Lowkey same id be dead instantly just take me how I am at that point 💀
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u/lukemotive 1d ago
No shame from me. Has happened plenty of times. If you it the golf course at 7, it will happen. If you work third shift it will happen, plus you can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.
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u/ZealousidealFroyo387 1d ago
I’m drunk right now…. Only because I finished a bottle last night and sat in the shower for 2 hours trying not to die. Now I’m laying down trying to sleep while spinning. I resonate a lil bit
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u/Estradamus2 1d ago
Good luck I’m working off a 3 day hangover I thought Friday work was never gonna end
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u/Acrobatic-File3988 1d ago
you’re responsible for your own seizures is somethin’ else 😂
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u/_hello_newman 1d ago
Alan Wake?
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u/Moneylover251 1d ago
‘My apologies,wake’ - bro went full Victorian gentleman while completely wasted
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u/Accomplished_Elk2529 1d ago
Is he watching jaguars vs eagles in London? 😂 Because I'm down one Modelo tall boy and stressed out 😂 it's 11 am
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u/MundaneAd6627 1d ago
I don’t see anything wrong with the first message unless he’s averse to violent wakings.
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u/ComicallyLargeDeer 1d ago
Honestly, you're just gonna have to divorce him. Id just cut all ties with him and throw away all thw years of marriage you have. This is unforgivable under all circumstances. Oh sorry, I thought this was r/relationshipadvice
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u/blarrrrrgggg 1d ago
Haha. Nah. Never. He’s the reason I’m still here.
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u/ComicallyLargeDeer 1d ago
Thats amazing! I hope many more years of you two being the best because of it! Through thick and thin!
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u/Low-Style-5710 18h ago
That’s literally the first comment every time. “Why are you even with this loser?! Dump him”
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u/redheaded_stepc 1d ago
Clearly dealing with a manipulative narcissist
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u/ComicallyLargeDeer 1d ago
Oh yeah day drunk? Yeah more like pretty fun guy to be around. I bet he has a decent job and all his bills are paid. Red flag btw! Get out quick! Hahaha
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u/Fluffnugget-13 1d ago
🤣 nice. Love this haha
Important information here. Please read this.
If temperatures outside are below freezing please don't go walking outside. I'm not judging anyone. If temperatures are low enough, you are at risk of hypothermia. Alcohol makes you feel like you're warming up. You won't realize how close you are to freezing. Most people who freeze to death had alcohol in their system. I'm autistic and I know a Mortician. I am not a mortician. I just ask weird questions. Please be safe, friends. Biology is scary.
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u/TheGlennDavid 1d ago
Sure....but can I ask what triggered this PSA? It's October. I checked a global weather map and it's below freezing basically nowhere.
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u/Miserable_Fennel_492 1d ago
But it’s gonna be soon enough. Better to know not to freeze to death before it happens rather than during or after, I suppose
🌈✨ The More You Know✨
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u/MrsSalmalin 1d ago
Having been drunk and walking around in -30°C, I must say that it depends if you wear your normal winter gear or not. If you thomk you're warm and go for a walk in your sweater and it's -30°C, you're gonna have a bad time. But that same walk in your usual winter gear that you were perfectly warm in earlier that day? Fine!
Like be careful, but a buzzed walk in softly falling snow is a beautiful time and can be done safely 😂
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u/wishywashyyaddayadda 1d ago
You can die of hypothermia even if temps are not actually below freezing. It's just above freezing here and especially if it rains or you've been partying and sweating a bit falling asleep outside somewhere people wouldn't immediately find you can be a death sentence.
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u/Long-Cantaloupe1761 1d ago
Facts. My first time getting drunk i drank an ungodly amount of hard alcohol. It was the middle of winter and i was bundled up. My friend and i decided to stumble to another friend's house like 2 miles in the snow. I peeled off my winter coat, both hoodies, and rolled up the sleeves of my long-sleeve shirt on the way and felt so hot.
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u/fedsmoker3000 1d ago
Why did you mention you’re autistic, what in the world does that have to do with anything
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u/Fluffnugget-13 1d ago
You're right. That is a bit off topic lol I could have left that bit out. Thanks for the perspective.
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u/Far-Department302 21h ago
“I am not a mortician. I just ask weird questions” is excellent biography info. 😂
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u/I_CRE8 1d ago
I’ve found quite a few autistic people I know will tell anyone any chance they get. Comes up a lot in conversation—to the point where it sometimes feels like they’re trying to make it their entire personality.
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u/fedsmoker3000 1d ago
Ive noticed that too..
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u/Impossible_Storm_427 1d ago
Maybe I can educate the 3 of you. It’s about heading off the judgy questions that come because we are always communicating in the wrong fashion based on all the unwritten rules there are for “regular” people to communicate. Don’t mention being autistic and it’s like well who the hell is this person saying this or that. Say you’re autistic and it’s like why tell me you’re autistic. Autistic people will share all kinds of info unasked for because they have information and want/need to share it. People think that’s annoying.
It’s never the “right” communication ever for you people.
Also, making a generalization about a population of people is really narrow-minded and ignorant.
Celebrate people’s differences. Don’t be so judgmental about what you don’t understand.
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u/Shoddy_Statement_772 1d ago edited 1d ago
Is this entire sub full of americans? Literally not a single person realizes Candian Thanksgiving is this weekend 🤣🤣🤣.
Yes its always before Halloween (second weekend). Yes I am also always confused why yall are talking about Thanksgiving in November.
But yes fun fact Thanksgiving is a holiday family often visits and makes you very overwhelmed. Those are the few weekends a year I will he drinking at 10am on a Sunday thank you. 3 times a year is ok buddies.
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u/Comprehensive_Wash71 1d ago
I only know when Canadian Thanksgiving is because of my Canadian friends posting on Facebook (communication across the world is the reason why I still have a Facebook account).
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u/Rough_Acadia_5631 1d ago
At 10:32 am?
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u/blarrrrrgggg 1d ago
Stiller game today. Gotta pregame. And ya he can do what he wants on a day off.
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u/Substantial_Map_2958 1d ago
Damn right
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u/Ted_Stryker4587 1d ago
It's 5:32 somewhere
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u/MundaneAd6627 1d ago
Why does happy hour start at noon at several places if it’s not ok to start at noon?
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u/Silent-Cranberry-997 1d ago
A polite drunk, that’s awesome
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u/blarrrrrgggg 1d ago
He’s the kindest most polite man on the planet. Everyday, I’m amazed he’s with me.
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u/yvonnecole14 1d ago
I’ve been reading your comments on this thread and genuinely hope to find a pure love like this 😭🙏🏾
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u/Rodge6 1d ago edited 1d ago
11.50 is a strange time. Why not 12?
Edit: Spelling
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u/Alpha_Apeiron 15h ago
Because that's 10 minutes later than he wants to be woken up
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u/Numerous_Owl_6131 1d ago
“You’re responsible for your own seizures” absolutely sent me 🤣
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u/floatinghaloo 1d ago
That is a solid marriage right there, the reply is perfect
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u/LostSoulIn-AFishBowl 1d ago
Man why does the guy have to give himself seizures. If i was in a relationship then id be expecting my partner to seizure me daily! 😂
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u/Cr1mson5theStranger 1d ago
Looking at this again, I wonder if he's on vacation or a work trip in another time zone......maybe it's 5 o'clock where he's at lol
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u/Inner_Excitement_678 1d ago
Who gets drunk at 10 am
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u/randomjuggalo 1d ago
Night shift people, our night is the regular peoples day also alcoholics
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u/Shoddy_Statement_772 1d ago
Or.... people dealing with Family for Thanksgiving weekend?? We have tomorrow off lmao.
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u/MouseWedger 1d ago
This would be me. I hate having to deal with family beyond my own core unit (husband and kids) on holidays now. It’s too complicated with his family and my divided family I grew up with, and then all the drama that ensues over who we saw and who we didn’t see. I’d rather be drunk.
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u/FitPossession8762 1d ago
Yep, i work graveyard shift, gotten drunk at 8am and stumbled over to the diner nearby and get a nice breakfast for myself.
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u/Howler_in_training 1d ago
We have a Fuzzy's Taco Shop that is our night shift staple because we can get breakfast after shift AND their full bar is open at 8am. They don't even blink twice to see the night crew folks amble in like a herd of zombies for Monday-morning-margaritas. Lol
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u/blarrrrrgggg 1d ago
Yinzers on game days.
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u/Themakeupshopaholic 1d ago
Who cares, look at the world around us lol
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u/KeepPhishEvil666 1d ago
Right here on the ocean floor? Such wonderful things around you. What more is you lookin for?
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u/SessionLocal7451 1d ago
Unda da seaaaa🦀🌊🧜🏼♀️
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u/Minute-Letter-4103 1d ago
Could be Sunday brunch, could be a vacation. My brothers Bach trip had us start at like 10
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u/NoBiznizLikeYoBizniz 1d ago
A friend attempted to plan a brunch before 10am once. She was quickly rebuked for trying to trick us into breakfast.
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u/titsmcgeeDDD 1d ago
Bach trip? I need to know more
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u/Minute-Letter-4103 1d ago
Bachelor party starting really early. Ate a lot just to keep going the whole day. Our theory is his fiance doesn’t let him out much
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u/titsmcgeeDDD 1d ago
Lmaoooo. Not me thinking you meant JS Bach party 🤣
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u/Solid-View1747 1d ago edited 1d ago
That’s what I thought and then remembered that people of a certain age only speak in monosyllabic words (I do so appreciate that specific word required 5 syllables)
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u/mindgame_26 1d ago
Used to get off work at 7am. Wasn't at all unusual to be drunk by 10. I'd even occasionally need to be woke up at weird times for a doctor appointment or whatever.
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u/sassy_sweetheart 1d ago
I used to work in a bar, I opened at 7am and had a woman come in everyday at 7:30 for a double tequila with a lime, up. That was her 7:30pm. Several years later i found myself working 3rd shift. I could never wrap myself around drinking anything more than a bloody or mimosa in the am hours...I wasn't built for 3rd shift.
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u/Warm_Thought3594 1d ago
i’ve often seen my brother absolutely shitfaced from 6-8am a countless amount of times, he’s a very bad alcoholic.
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u/Dangerous_Edge_7310 1d ago
I literally had this conversation with myself for two hours last week. By the time I was done, it was 12 o clock so I was good to drink
#LifeHack
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u/Glad-Technician3510 1d ago
People that aren't working that day and want to drink at 10 am, what a lame comment
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u/No-Meringue5009 1d ago
Lol I thought he was trying to be sexy with it, like flirting, or attempting to 😆🤭😉
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u/Nicole-NB 1d ago
Nothing sexier than a seizure.
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u/The_Cabal_ 1d ago
Sometimes it's good enough to give you a seizure 🤷♂️
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u/Substantial_Map_2958 1d ago
Ive done it
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u/brickyard37 1d ago
Weird, me too. Only happened once so far with sex and less than a minute after orgasm. Definitely not sexy haha
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u/ordinaryracco0n 1d ago
i once had two seizures in front of my wife. dont remember the first one at all. bit risque for me, given that her family was present.
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u/Fartpeeer 1d ago
Who the fuck cares what time he’s getting drunk. It doesn’t affect y’all at all. Clearly his wife loves and supports him, which makes me assume he has a job and is doing fine, if it’s his day off and he wants to get drunk early on football Sunday, who the fuck cares? Stop being whiny bitches and worry about yourself. I’m in recovery from alcoholism and addiction, and I never drank in the day, so just because you do or don’t get drunk during the day doesn’t mean you do or don’t have a problem.
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u/free-use-access 1d ago
Im so confused. I see comments about the steelers but i dont see any writing from the OP?! 😭
BUT ALSO haha. "You are responsible for your own seizures" makes me thing "goddamn make your own seizure, i don't want to do it again."
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u/Kinzey23 1d ago
How many of y'all are Muricans? In England lol I've been on the knights cider since 10am fishing atgthe river. Now home having number 7
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u/GreasyToken 1d ago
Ahoy from the other side of the pond. Sorry we're so awful.
You catching anything?
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u/SentientSeamoth 1d ago
Yes, we are aware that alcoholism happens everywhere, thank you for your contribution lol
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u/Cr1mson5theStranger 1d ago
I'm sure he's fine, but I'm also curious how long you two have been together because this seems like such a shared sense of humor that I have to assume you two know each other VERY well at this point lol
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u/Only_Contact8692 1d ago
Well they are married so I’d hope so
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u/Cr1mson5theStranger 1d ago
Looking back this was kind of an out of context thought lol, I guess I was just thinking about some people I've known who were married but made some shitty comments to each other because of deep resentment or disrespect rather than just a sardonic little quip that they do as part of their couple dynamic. So I hope OP and husband are both doing well!
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u/PansophicNostradamus 1d ago
Drunk before noon and your biggest problem with this is a typo?
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u/mississippimadness 1d ago
Football games started early today, shots for breakfast
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u/_bieber_hole_69 1d ago
Home games means up by 7 to tailgate by 9! Its negative temps out but a shot of Jack Fire will warm you right up
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u/Square-Baseball8892 1d ago
“Yes Alex I’ll take people who aren’t fun at parties or to be around for 500 please”
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u/Kcon1212 1d ago
I turn into a seizure salad often and my husband has very soberly told me “your brain turning on vibrate is its own issue” 😂
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u/randomsquirrel87 1d ago
Rofl best thing I've seen on reddit in a long time. Please seizure him up, he needs it
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u/Timely_Entrepreneur4 12h ago
If my marriage dynamic isn't like this in the future, I don't want it
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u/Due-Aioli-959 1d ago
You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.