r/texts • u/blarrrrrgggg • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/_hello_newman 1d ago

Alan Wake?

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u/Worried_Chemical3365 1d ago

Alan, wake up!

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u/Kolturblaq 1d ago

Alan Snore

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u/Xenc 1d ago

Alan, shut up!

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u/Derfelkardan 1d ago

Alan Snooze!

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u/Kolturblaq 1d ago

Alan Snorkel