r/texts • • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/Kinzey23 1d ago

How many of y'all are Muricans? In England lol I've been on the knights cider since 10am fishing atgthe river. Now home having number 7

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u/GreasyToken 1d ago

Ahoy from the other side of the pond. Sorry we're so awful.

You catching anything?

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u/toyodamfr 1d ago

Au cidre on a mal au ventre avant d’être bourré 🤣

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u/SentientSeamoth 1d ago

Yes, we are aware that alcoholism happens everywhere, thank you for your contribution lol

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u/Psychological-Tea998 1d ago

Thank you Dr. Phil

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u/shamankingdom 1d ago

155,000 karma in two years - you are chronically online, sir. That is textbook basement dwelling. I don’t think you should be giving anyone shit for drinking too much