r/texts • • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/Kinzey23 1d ago

How many of y'all are Muricans? In England lol I've been on the knights cider since 10am fishing atgthe river. Now home having number 7

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u/GreasyToken 1d ago

Ahoy from the other side of the pond. Sorry we're so awful.

You catching anything?

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u/toyodamfr 1d ago

Au cidre on a mal au ventre avant d’être bourré 🤣