r/texts • • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/titsmcgeeDDD 1d ago

Bach trip? I need to know more

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u/Minute-Letter-4103 1d ago

Bachelor party starting really early. Ate a lot just to keep going the whole day. Our theory is his fiance doesn’t let him out much

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u/titsmcgeeDDD 1d ago

Lmaoooo. Not me thinking you meant JS Bach party 🤣

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u/Solid-View1747 1d ago edited 1d ago

That’s what I thought and then remembered that people of a certain age only speak in monosyllabic words (I do so appreciate that specific word required 5 syllables)