r/texts • u/blarrrrrgggg • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/Inner_Excitement_678 1d ago

Who gets drunk at 10 am

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u/Minute-Letter-4103 1d ago

Could be Sunday brunch, could be a vacation. My brothers Bach trip had us start at like 10

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u/titsmcgeeDDD 1d ago

Bach trip? I need to know more

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u/Minute-Letter-4103 1d ago

Bachelor party starting really early. Ate a lot just to keep going the whole day. Our theory is his fiance doesn’t let him out much

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u/titsmcgeeDDD 1d ago

Lmaoooo. Not me thinking you meant JS Bach party 🤣

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u/mendenlol 1d ago

same, do we bring our own instruments???

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u/Solid-View1747 1d ago edited 1d ago

That’s what I thought and then remembered that people of a certain age only speak in monosyllabic words (I do so appreciate that specific word required 5 syllables)

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u/Minute-Letter-4103 1d ago

lol what it that?

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u/titsmcgeeDDD 1d ago

Johann Sebastian Bach… one of the three greats of timeless musical artistry

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u/Ben_Thar 1d ago

Mozart parties are still drinking from last night.

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u/Rare_Beach1793 1d ago

The Beethoven party was lame, left early

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u/Minute-Letter-4103 1d ago

lol bro how am I supposed to get that with abbreviations? 😂

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u/Planetary_Residers 1d ago

We'll safely assume you're born in the 2000's

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 1d ago

JS Bach is such a weird way to type out his name. Bro is tryna dunk on people who can be 26 years old but you’re working some dead end job driving a 20 year old car. If you live in a glass house don’t throw stones.

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u/Minute-Letter-4103 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l46CqLVMWzaJUFPLW

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 1d ago

Yeah man when I saw JS Bach I was also confused. “What is a Jay Ess Ba-ch? Some type of bachelor party I’ve never heard of?” That’s exactly what I thought when I saw him post that. I got your back on this one. We’ve both obviously heard of the German composer, but it’s insane to think that someone meant the composer when someone starts talking about being drunk at a Bach party at 10am

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u/Planetary_Residers 1d ago

I'd first have to live in a house.

Secondly I make $34 an hour.

Thirdly it's 19 years old.

At least be correct when you bring poor insults.

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 17h ago

Oh my god you are cringe.

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u/Minute-Letter-4103 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bmLlSndzhqWgWb3vXW

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u/Planetary_Residers 1d ago

Maybe come do move jobs and landscaping and you won't have to post selfies of yourself.

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 1d ago

Do you just not get out much? You read Bach party where people got hammered at 10am and assume he was talking about the composer? xd?

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u/Planetary_Residers 1d ago

Don't know much about musicians, people from that time, or composers I take it

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 1d ago

Are you trolling? You think I’ve never heard of Bach?

That doesn’t make it any less weird that this dude thought, “they could be at a Bach party, last time I was at my brother’s we started drinking at 1030am” meant that they were celebrating the German composer. Grow up

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u/Planetary_Residers 1d ago

You can pay someone to build you a house in Minecraft. They will only send you pictures and not the file.

People will buy anything and celebrate anything. People throw birthday parties for imaginary friends and pets.

So yes. It could very well be Bach party.

Given that you're crying over a stranger saying something would mean you probably need to grow up and learn to regulate your emotions better.

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 1d ago

I’m crying? What?

People do X so Y is what this was is one of the worst arguments I’ve seen

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