This would be me. I hate having to deal with family beyond my own core unit (husband and kids) on holidays now. It’s too complicated with his family and my divided family I grew up with, and then all the drama that ensues over who we saw and who we didn’t see. I’d rather be drunk.
I don’t care what happens when with the sole exception of seeing Christmas shit going up in stores before October (Halloween stuff). That’s just rude to all of us spooky season lovers. Let us have our time lol
Yeah, thankfully, having thanksgiving before halloween always makes our decorations very fall heavy. Before all the christmas stuff starts getting vomited into the stores. Big ones have small sections already here :( But bigger halloween/fall/Thanksgiving deco section ❤️❤️
Yeah, to be fair, I can fully agree. The fact that he's hammered, not just tipsy. I think I was more giggling at the fact there is a very popular, very large holiday for a very large country today. Which includes family coming to visit and often, that's when people drink.
But all honesty, when I first saw this, I assumed he was just still drunk from the night before. Or something
Yeah tbh I drink a couple times a year but I start drinking early when I have to deal with family who are awful. So thats why I thought that at first before I clicked he seems pretty hammered.
We have a Fuzzy's Taco Shop that is our night shift staple because we can get breakfast after shift AND their full bar is open at 8am. They don't even blink twice to see the night crew folks amble in like a herd of zombies for Monday-morning-margaritas. Lol
That’s what I thought and then remembered that people of a certain age only speak in monosyllabic words (I do so appreciate that specific word required 5 syllables)
JS Bach is such a weird way to type out his name. Bro is tryna dunk on people who can be 26 years old but you’re working some dead end job driving a 20 year old car. If you live in a glass house don’t throw stones.
Are you trolling? You think I’ve never heard of Bach?
That doesn’t make it any less weird that this dude thought, “they could be at a Bach party, last time I was at my brother’s we started drinking at 1030am” meant that they were celebrating the German composer. Grow up
Used to get off work at 7am. Wasn't at all unusual to be drunk by 10. I'd even occasionally need to be woke up at weird times for a doctor appointment or whatever.
I used to work in a bar, I opened at 7am and had a woman come in everyday at 7:30 for a double tequila with a lime, up. That was her 7:30pm. Several years later i found myself working 3rd shift. I could never wrap myself around drinking anything more than a bloody or mimosa in the am hours...I wasn't built for 3rd shift.
My brothers drunk all morning and then sleeps all day goes to work overnight and drinks a cutwater before walking in the doors and drinks on his breaks and then when he gets off goes to the casino and drinks and gambles 😭🤦♂️
When there's a weekend planned out of town we be sure to get our groceries done and get all the drinks for the weekend. We get to our destination could be in the woods or an airbnb we setup on Friday, have a little nice house warming ceremony on that Friday night. We go to bed at a reasonable hour then we wake up, some choose to wake and bake some will get a beer or two because FUCK IT. It's the weekend and who tf gonna tell me to not get drunk with the beer that we bought with the money that we worked for lol.
I once made the mistake of taking 2-3 tequila shots at 10am, spent the whole day feeling sick and didn’t even get drunk (which is weird because I’m 4’10 and 100lbs so 2-3 shots should get me drunk)
People who get off work at 6 am. Hell, one time I went to Burger King right after work and it was about 6:30 am, they only had their breakfast menu up, I said "hey I know it's a strange request but can I get a whopper? It's dinnertime for me" and sure enough they made it
He could work the night shift and got off work at 6 am, drink a few till 9:30 then text the wife at 10 am after getting ready for bed. I used to have a similar schedule
Not true, when you work overnight the time is irrelevant, that’s like saying eating anything other than breakfast at 7 am is weird when you work overnight, you can eat a steak or a burger and fries and it’s perfectly normal bc it’s like your dinner time.
Yeah, I have an irregular sleep schedule AND appetite. "Breakfast" to me just means "the first meal I have after waking up" could be any time from 4:00 AM to 7:00 PM, but I'm still calling it breakfast if I haven't eaten yet that day
People who don’t base their whole lives around what society tells them they should be like. Have you ever been drunk at 10AM? Or spent a whole day drunk? Can be nice. Doesn’t have to be degenerate. Crazy thing is, just because the government says substances can only be abused, doesn’t mean you can enjoy substances in a non-abusive way.
Or, uhhhh, they’re on vacation? Or work nights? Or had a late night out and woke up still drunk? Or are having some drinks with their extended family over for Thanksgiving tomorrow?
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u/Inner_Excitement_678 1d ago
Who gets drunk at 10 am