r/texts • u/blarrrrrgggg • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/KeepPhishEvil666 1d ago

Right here on the ocean floor? Such wonderful things around you. What more is you lookin for?

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u/SessionLocal7451 1d ago

Unda da seaaaa🦀🌊🧜🏼‍♀️

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u/runningWhileMarried 1d ago

Darling it’s better
Down where it’s wetter
Unda da seaaaaaa

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u/spiderat22 1d ago

Something some something, Take it from meeeee!