r/texts • u/blarrrrrgggg • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/PansophicNostradamus 1d ago

Drunk before noon and your biggest problem with this is a typo?

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u/mississippimadness 1d ago

Football games started early today, shots for breakfast

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u/_bieber_hole_69 1d ago

Home games means up by 7 to tailgate by 9! Its negative temps out but a shot of Jack Fire will warm you right up

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u/blarrrrrgggg 1d ago

Yeah we’re monsters.

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u/Square-Baseball8892 1d ago

“Yes Alex I’ll take people who aren’t fun at parties or to be around for 500 please”

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u/MixMammoth6064 1d ago

Who tf are you to judge.

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u/Ill-Sky1511 1d ago

What if he works night shift?

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u/Shoddy_Statement_772 1d ago

Or its Thanksgiving yall..... Canada has Monday off work ...... ?

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u/MA32 19h ago

Not that deep

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u/Shoddy_Statement_772 1d ago

Its also Thanksgiving weekend (canada) therefore a holiday....... where family visit and stress you out. Yes I'm drinking on a Sunday too. Tomorrow off for turkey coma.