r/texts • u/blarrrrrgggg • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/PansophicNostradamus 1d ago

Drunk before noon and your biggest problem with this is a typo?

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u/mississippimadness 1d ago

Football games started early today, shots for breakfast

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u/_bieber_hole_69 1d ago

Home games means up by 7 to tailgate by 9! Its negative temps out but a shot of Jack Fire will warm you right up