r/texts • • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/PastAd1087 1d ago

Day drinking is wayyy better than going iut late. You get to drink on patios and enjoy the sun and nice weather, you can get done early enough to eat rehydrate and go to bed early walking up the next day not hungover and mostly refreshed. Going out late just to come home and pass out and wake up 5hr later hungover and dehydrated is way less fun.

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u/FlowerBedDead 1d ago edited 1d ago

Fucking love day drinking. I might do it today 🍻

UPDATE: I am currently two drinks deep. The day is young.

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u/LauraPa1mer 1d ago

I might as well because it is raining and Sunday of a long weekend with Monday off.

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u/randomsquirrel87 1d ago

That sounds good

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u/TrickyRabbit8715 1d ago

I’m doing it today. Day drinkers unite.

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u/No_Reindeer_1577 1d ago

Damn I got work at 4am tomorrow. It’s currently 11:37am. Hmmmm maybe a few beers wouldn’t be bad lol

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u/Foggl3 1d ago

I'm working now, y'all have one for me!

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u/Admirable_Meat_3368 1d ago

same here, plotting on the the post shift booze on my break rn

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u/randomsquirrel87 1d ago

Hope you imbibed

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u/Berryhij1 1d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/New-Reception-4509 1d ago

Same 🍻 cheers

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u/Emergency_Credit_668 1d ago

Cheers guys gonna go by a few beers and a pie😎

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u/TrickyRabbit8715 1d ago

What kind of pie? Time of the year changes the type of pie I eat.

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u/Inner_Excitement_678 1d ago

To AA 🤜 🤛

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u/Playful-Contract7396 1d ago

I dont work tomorrow you guys are convincing me lmao

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u/mattmurphy00 1d ago

At the bar right now, cheers!

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u/GeckoPlecoNow 1d ago

I’m in the midst of it

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u/ChriSaito 1d ago

I absolutely love it as well! That’s why I can’t do it anymore lol. Today would be a great day for it too.

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u/randomsquirrel87 1d ago

Me too. It is probably the best drinking, if you have no real responsibilities that day

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u/baldbast3rd 1d ago

This thread makes me very happy

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u/Zealousideal_Bar_402 1d ago

Yay! Day drinking! Im having mimosas 🤪

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u/FlowerBedDead 1d ago

I had that, too, both mixed with a shot of Grand Marnier 😋

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u/Zealousideal_Bar_402 1d ago

Ooohhh good idea, I will definitely save this for next time. 👍

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u/insidej0b 1d ago

I'm in.

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u/TrentX1337 16h ago

Depending on how my day goes I may jump on the bandwagon. It's Monday but I'm not employed currently so yeah.

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u/slaterbabe10 1d ago

Opened my first around 7am,-about to call it a day. 🍻 today drinking.

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u/whtevrmomitzjust420 1d ago

Exactly ! Can’t get blackout if you don’t make
it to blackout

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u/BaronGcYeti 1d ago

This right here is the advertisement for responsible drinking.

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u/randomsquirrel87 1d ago

The sun and alcohol is the best combo.

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u/Kazixt 6h ago

Dude thank you. Get tipped and roll through the day, smash a fat plate and zonk. Only way.

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u/brokenkarmabank 1d ago

Guess it’s time to start drinkin’. Already noon but I just woke up

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u/whtevrmomitzjust420 1d ago

We’re waiting on you

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u/gokarrt 1d ago

100%

i like to get all my drinking done by dinner time. works well.

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u/robertpaulson8490 1d ago

I love me some day drinking and yard work

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u/Red_Sox0905 18h ago

If you can control yourself that is. My "day" drinking meant drinking all day lol. Drink straight out of the whiskey bottle at 8am until I passed out at 10pm

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u/HardlyThereAtAll 1d ago

Ah... But you know what's best of all?

Day and night drinking. Then you get to avoid the curse of sobriety on a near permanent basis. (Albeit you will lose your friends, family, health and job.)

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u/h0ph0ph0p___ 1d ago

I feel like day drinking is usually lunchtime not 10am 🥴

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u/PastAd1087 1d ago

We normally start at 11. Thats when the bar opens and on Wednesdays its $1 beers. We have a 3 month shutdown so a few coworker friends meet up every few weekd for some good ol day beers then head out around 4 or 5

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u/h0ph0ph0p___ 1d ago

11-5 sounds fun but he’s saying at 10am to wake him up at 11.50am feels a bit wild 😅

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u/PastAd1087 1d ago

Fair. Ig if you already drunk by 10 then ypu had to start before I even brush my teeth. Thats too early. I've drank by 7am before when it was St. Patrick's day and we were pre gaming the parade. It definitely goes down rough when you just woke up 😂😬

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u/h0ph0ph0p___ 20h ago

Hahaha yeah, this is me when I go on an all inclusive holiday to Spain or something 😅 wake up and drink by the pool

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u/0too 1d ago

Day drinking is not 10am my guy. Thats morning drinking and the actual sign of alcoholism 99% of the time.

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u/BalancedDisaster 1d ago

Nah mans just mimosa maxing

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u/Any-Weather-76 1d ago

Just because you don’t get out of bed until 10am doesn’t mean it’s early.

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u/inaskyforgeddream 21h ago

Wait, some people get out of bed that late? Even 7am would be surprising to me

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u/DanyDragonQueen 1d ago

I know it's Sunday and it was for an NFL game, but some college football games start at 11am, so if you're tailgating you start drinking as early as 5 or 6am. But otherwise not a normal occurrence.

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u/Proud-Canary-2269 15h ago

or, peeps like me who wake up at 6 pm to work. i am done around 5:30 am and will 1000% have a beer or two when i get home.