r/texts • u/blarrrrrgggg • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/atomicsofie 1d ago

Damn he’s drunk at 10:30am lol?

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u/whtevrmomitzjust420 1d ago

My theory is , “been drinkin” and “drunk” are two different things, nothing wrong with a Sunday morning bender hahaha some go to church and some go to Buschhhhhhhh

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u/PastAd1087 1d ago

Day drinking is wayyy better than going iut late. You get to drink on patios and enjoy the sun and nice weather, you can get done early enough to eat rehydrate and go to bed early walking up the next day not hungover and mostly refreshed. Going out late just to come home and pass out and wake up 5hr later hungover and dehydrated is way less fun.

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u/FlowerBedDead 1d ago edited 1d ago

Fucking love day drinking. I might do it today 🍻

UPDATE: I am currently two drinks deep. The day is young.

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u/LauraPa1mer 1d ago

I might as well because it is raining and Sunday of a long weekend with Monday off.

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u/randomsquirrel87 1d ago

That sounds good

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u/TrickyRabbit8715 1d ago

I’m doing it today. Day drinkers unite.

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u/No_Reindeer_1577 1d ago

Damn I got work at 4am tomorrow. It’s currently 11:37am. Hmmmm maybe a few beers wouldn’t be bad lol

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u/Foggl3 1d ago

I'm working now, y'all have one for me!

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u/Admirable_Meat_3368 1d ago

same here, plotting on the the post shift booze on my break rn

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u/randomsquirrel87 1d ago

Hope you imbibed

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u/Berryhij1 1d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/New-Reception-4509 1d ago

Same 🍻 cheers

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u/Emergency_Credit_668 1d ago

Cheers guys gonna go by a few beers and a pie😎

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u/TrickyRabbit8715 1d ago

What kind of pie? Time of the year changes the type of pie I eat.

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u/Inner_Excitement_678 1d ago

To AA 🤜 🤛

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u/Playful-Contract7396 1d ago

I dont work tomorrow you guys are convincing me lmao

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u/mattmurphy00 1d ago

At the bar right now, cheers!

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u/GeckoPlecoNow 1d ago

I’m in the midst of it

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u/ChriSaito 1d ago

I absolutely love it as well! That’s why I can’t do it anymore lol. Today would be a great day for it too.

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u/randomsquirrel87 1d ago

Me too. It is probably the best drinking, if you have no real responsibilities that day

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u/baldbast3rd 1d ago

This thread makes me very happy

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u/Zealousideal_Bar_402 1d ago

Yay! Day drinking! Im having mimosas 🤪

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u/FlowerBedDead 1d ago

I had that, too, both mixed with a shot of Grand Marnier 😋

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u/Zealousideal_Bar_402 1d ago

Ooohhh good idea, I will definitely save this for next time. 👍

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u/insidej0b 1d ago

I'm in.

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u/TrentX1337 16h ago

Depending on how my day goes I may jump on the bandwagon. It's Monday but I'm not employed currently so yeah.

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u/slaterbabe10 1d ago

Opened my first around 7am,-about to call it a day. 🍻 today drinking.