r/texts • • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/Due-Aioli-959 1d ago

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.

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u/blarrrrrgggg 1d ago

Exactly. Got some real rookies in the comments. Honestly tho it’s a Steeler game day and he’s off tomorrow so people can suck it.

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u/Darvey0922 6h ago

Hey, at my age, day drinking is the only way to go

Start early on a day off, avoids all heartburn n tummy issues trying to sleep at night drunk