r/texts • u/blarrrrrgggg • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/No-Meringue5009 1d ago

Lol I thought he was trying to be sexy with it, like flirting, or attempting to 😆🤭😉

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u/Nicole-NB 1d ago

Nothing sexier than a seizure.

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u/The_Cabal_ 1d ago

Sometimes it's good enough to give you a seizure 🤷‍♂️

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u/Substantial_Map_2958 1d ago

Ive done it

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u/brickyard37 1d ago

Weird, me too. Only happened once so far with sex and less than a minute after orgasm. Definitely not sexy haha

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u/Nicole-NB 1d ago

Well, I'm jealous.

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u/PianoDick 1d ago

I hope you find your seizure madam.