r/texts • • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/Rough_Acadia_5631 1d ago

At 10:32 am?

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u/Substantial_Map_2958 1d ago

Damn right

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u/Ted_Stryker4587 1d ago

It's 5:32 somewhere

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u/MundaneAd6627 1d ago

Why does happy hour start at noon at several places if it’s not ok to start at noon?

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u/WorldlyInsurance6203 1d ago

Who made thise rules. Its brunch mimosa time lol

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u/MundaneAd6627 1d ago

Bottomless mimosas starts at 10:30 on the weekend, noob. Now I have to pretend my mango cherry manufactured smoothie has champagne in it, and I can’t pretend it’s bottomless.

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u/-AnonZ- 1d ago

Wdym start at noon? Its happy hour because we been drinking for a while

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u/MundaneAd6627 1d ago

Of course, I wasn’t talking about the ramp up though lol