r/texts • • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/Fluffnugget-13 1d ago

🤣 nice. Love this haha

Important information here. Please read this.

If temperatures outside are below freezing please don't go walking outside. I'm not judging anyone. If temperatures are low enough, you are at risk of hypothermia. Alcohol makes you feel like you're warming up. You won't realize how close you are to freezing. Most people who freeze to death had alcohol in their system. I'm autistic and I know a Mortician. I am not a mortician. I just ask weird questions. Please be safe, friends. Biology is scary.

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u/fedsmoker3000 1d ago

Why did you mention you’re autistic, what in the world does that have to do with anything

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u/Fluffnugget-13 1d ago

You're right. That is a bit off topic lol I could have left that bit out. Thanks for the perspective.

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u/Far-Department302 21h ago

“I am not a mortician. I just ask weird questions” is excellent biography info. 😂