r/texts • • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/Fluffnugget-13 1d ago

🤣 nice. Love this haha

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u/fedsmoker3000 1d ago

Why did you mention you’re autistic, what in the world does that have to do with anything

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u/Fluffnugget-13 1d ago

You're right. That is a bit off topic lol I could have left that bit out. Thanks for the perspective.

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u/Far-Department302 21h ago

“I am not a mortician. I just ask weird questions” is excellent biography info. 😂

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u/Initial-Assistance76 1d ago

I get why you mentioned it. It is a part of who you are and it certainly avoided the whole, 'why do you ask mortician questions?' That is where you mentioned it, youre inquisitive. And you probably offer too much info and ask too many questions for the neurotypical. It probably keeps you from having to deal with their issues saying it upfront. Its not your whole personality, as someone suggested. It saves you time dealing with neurotypicals. Sometimes you just have to placate them 😉

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u/Impossible_Storm_427 1d ago

Lol. A NT def downvoted this. But you’re right. Sometimes it’s about placating.

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u/fedsmoker3000 1d ago

No one really thinks about it that much - a neurotypical

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u/Fluffnugget-13 7h ago

I appreciate that. I lock in a bit and in person, people sometimes look at me like I have 3 heads. I just like to get that bit out of the way.