r/texts • u/blarrrrrgggg • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/Ubbugginbee 1d ago

ARE YOU OK???

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u/whtevrmomitzjust420 1d ago

Of course , just conversing

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u/Ubbugginbee 1d ago

What’s the conversation? 👀
For the rest of your life every single day when you wake up, would you rather fight a chicken until death or would you rather fight a monkey once a year but you don’t know what day the monkey is gonna fight you to death on ?

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u/whtevrmomitzjust420 1d ago

Obviously a chicken, I don’t wanna have my face ripped off !

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u/Ubbugginbee 1d ago

I mean I also didn’t say what kinda monkey yknow ?
If you plan it right , free chicken for life no?
But also every day would be a drag . With if you’re hung over and you just wake up to that fucker picking at your face yknow ?

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u/whtevrmomitzjust420 1d ago

Wake up to rain noises and my doggo layin in bed and next thing you know I’m -1 face

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u/Ubbugginbee 1d ago

Fuckkkkkk . Lowkey same id be dead instantly just take me how I am at that point 💀
I live in the middle of the desert, I’d kill for the smell of rain any day .

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u/whtevrmomitzjust420 1d ago

I was gonna say, kick me while I’m down I guess , just when you think a good day is gonna be a good day hahaha