r/texts • u/blarrrrrgggg • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

Post image
7.2k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

741 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

3

u/whtevrmomitzjust420 1d ago

Obviously a chicken, I don’t wanna have my face ripped off !

3

u/Ubbugginbee 1d ago

I mean I also didn’t say what kinda monkey yknow ?
If you plan it right , free chicken for life no?
But also every day would be a drag . With if you’re hung over and you just wake up to that fucker picking at your face yknow ?

4

u/whtevrmomitzjust420 1d ago

Wake up to rain noises and my doggo layin in bed and next thing you know I’m -1 face

5

u/Ubbugginbee 1d ago

Fuckkkkkk . Lowkey same id be dead instantly just take me how I am at that point 💀
I live in the middle of the desert, I’d kill for the smell of rain any day .

0

u/whtevrmomitzjust420 1d ago

I was gonna say, kick me while I’m down I guess , just when you think a good day is gonna be a good day hahaha