r/texts • • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/WorldlyInsurance6203 1d ago

Who made thise rules. Its brunch mimosa time lol

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u/MundaneAd6627 1d ago

Bottomless mimosas starts at 10:30 on the weekend, noob. Now I have to pretend my mango cherry manufactured smoothie has champagne in it, and I can’t pretend it’s bottomless.