r/texts • u/blarrrrrgggg • 1d ago

Phone message Drunk text from my husband.

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u/Due-Aioli-959 1d ago

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.

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u/papichulo_58 1d ago

And this is why my Wife is planning to leave me lolol. Who cares, Im the only one who works anyway

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u/Strider570 1d ago

Hey man. Whenever you decide to do the right thing and get healthy, the folks over at r/stopdrinking are really helpful. Really great community. Try and take care of yourself

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u/inaskyforgeddream 21h ago

Is there a /startdrinking I can join to indoctrinate myself so that /stopdrinking will be more compelling?

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u/PerformerDirect7407 19h ago

Just move to Wisco, the town of 1400 i grew up in has 8 different bars and 2 churches. Some of the best food in town is served at one of the bars

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u/papichulo_58 1d ago

Thanks pal,