r/SipsTea • • 7h ago

Wow. Such meme Work work work

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u/DaRealBSleazy 6h ago

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u/Individual-Luck1712 4h ago

World's first trillionaire in his prime 🥀

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u/_okOKAY 7h ago

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u/nggaplzzzz 6h ago

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u/Artorius__Castus 6h ago

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 6h ago

That isn’t a real picture…. Right?
Tell me This is fake, I literally cannot tell 😭

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u/AmusingMusing7 4h ago

Body is a real old man. Elon's head is obviously photoshopped on.

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u/stackdatdough 6h ago

Dude’s built like an improper fraction

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u/Spiritual-Strike481 6h ago

Dude looks like a cyber truck with skin.

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u/ResonanceGhost 6h ago

Cyber trucks are skinless Musk clones.

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u/redlightsaber 6h ago

Oh jesus what happened to his ribcage

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 6h ago

I’m just thinking of the kids I went to school with who’d carry their backpacks in their front.

I don’t believe the human body is meant to be shaped that way

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u/Oli_VK 7h ago

Human Growth Hormone is a terrible thing

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u/Neither_Cheesecake18 6h ago

What does that have to do with hgh?

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse 5h ago

using HGH without working out makes your body look hella weird

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u/Oli_VK 5h ago

Even whilst because it also causes your organs to grow, which… they stop after a while for a reason, hence his barrel bod

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse 5h ago

thanks for clarifying that!

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u/NordnarbDrums 4h ago

r/Barrellbod needs to be it's own subreddit if it isn't.

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u/cherrymayweather 7h ago

This sounds like an excuse for guys who don’t want to go to the gym. You can have money and abs, you know.

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u/NordnarbDrums 3h ago

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u/ScabrouS-DoG 2h ago edited 2h ago

That's from his vacations on Greek islands. We did manage to capture him in his entire glory.

Thank us in about, 1 hour and 47 minutes.

Bleached blob. He visited with:

  • Ari Emanuel: CEO of Endeavor (a major Hollywood talent and media agency) and founder of Endeavor Content. Photos of Emanuel spraying Musk with a hose aboard their chartered superyacht (Zeus) went viral at the time.
  • Sarah Staudinger: Fashion designer and founder of the brand Staud, as well as Ari Emanuel's wife.
  • A small group of close personal friends and entourage.

The Greek working for the super-yacht company isn't seen in the picture, but you could instantly tell who is the one with the... 6 packs, tight, naturally tanned skin & godly hair. I say, let them have all the money. The stress they endure daily is a closely guarded "secret". While we learnt to enjoy the much less we have thanks to our ancestors. After all, we only have one fleeting life.

  • Socrates: “The secret of happiness, you see, is not found in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less”
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u/IsJesusAgain 7h ago

Thats this little thing called health

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u/Existing_Dust_6473 6h ago

Then you can work better and probably for a longer time.

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u/Prized_Lemur 6h ago

also, just being a slave to some corporation does not mean you will be rich. They will most likely just run you into the ground

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u/CraigLake 6h ago

It’s easy for him to say this. He grew up wealthy!

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u/TheNewBlue 2h ago

Not even wealthy. This guys childhood made Richie Rich look like a schmuck.

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u/Mysterious_Math6094 2h ago

Took the words right out of my mouth

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u/a_fool_on_a_hill 4h ago

That’s what he’s hoping for.

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u/oHai-there 6h ago

I just now got this was about abs. I thought the comparison was on a 6 pack of beer vs 6 cars and all I could think about was, who would want 6 cars??

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u/No-Break6679 6h ago

Having money can make the abs process easier. You can hire a nutritionist and a personal trainer, etc. not that you can’t get abs without that stuff but it definitely makes it easier with money lol. Or just get implants

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 6h ago

And afford healthy food

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u/Theyna 5h ago

Yeah, there are plenty of rich guys that are very fit. In fact, among the upper classes it's more common to be healthy and have hobbies that get you exercise than the reverse. For example, all the millions of people running marathons? You don't have the time or energy to train for stuff like that if you aren't at least financially secure.

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u/DistanceMachine 5h ago

Triathlon is full rich guys with time on their hands…same with cycling. Ladies, leave the spin class and get a bike. You’ll land a rich dude who’s fit.

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u/BenchDogsandRabbets 4h ago

Username checks out. I found the triathlete!

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u/Happy-Medicine-3600 6h ago

Take it from me, you can also have neither 😂.

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u/Famous-Garlic3838 6h ago

A fit body is the one luxury you can't buy.

\For now, in 5-10 years a few pills and a couple of injections and we'll all have perfect bodies.*

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u/Specialist_Grass2345 6h ago

I have neither 😂

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u/Jet-fuel024 6h ago

There are only some of many who actually understand what being wholesomely balanced means and apply it. You can have both. But is it healthy? You can be obsessed with image and/or money

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u/AlmostHuman63 4h ago

I have neither and a beautiful kind wonderful woman
Intellect humor and real caring win
No need for fake decorations

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 7h ago

if anything, you'd figure you would have both much easier since you can afford time off, a personal trainer, a nutritionist, and all the finest bespoke "medications" that are quasi-legally available.

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u/CJXBS1 4h ago edited 3h ago

I've never had 6 cars, but I had a six pack and girls loved that even though I had a 15 year old car dying on me.

Now, I don't have a 6 pack or 6 cars...so...yeah

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 3h ago

Whoa, I was skimming and read that as ‘had a 15 year old IN THE car dying on me’ and I had to reread.

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u/DamnDaniel617 2h ago

I can’t stand this dude. These pricks from him Trump, to Theil all had help from mommy and daddy. Fuck these guys. Health is wealth!

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u/CHobbes_ 7h ago

And the best girls dont give a shit about either. I would know, I married one.

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u/MrBoogerBoobs 5h ago

Damn right!

We are lucky men, indeed!

https://giphy.com/gifs/iowmvjVUnDFGU

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u/weird-mostlygoodways 4h ago

Can we slip the diff. 2 pack 2 cars and a good personality.

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u/lu5ty 7h ago

Get yourself a six pack and a ducati and you can get any girl you want

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u/hardly_working123 5h ago

If you have a six pack and a motorcycle not only will dudes compliment you at the gym but also at gas stations. What did you say about women again?

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u/pchlster 5h ago

Get me a sixpack and a bag of chips and I'm happy.

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u/CollapseOfHistory 3h ago

"stop going to the gym and use you dad's emerald money to buy companies and claim them as your own" more like it

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u/illucio 3h ago

Also pretend your the smartest person on the planet, hire a publicist then proceed to hire people for smarter then you, knowing just enough words to skate by until everyone quickly figures it out and quit. 

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u/Jorgecurioso7 6h ago

Who would go to Elon musk for women advice? He needed a hundred million dollars before anyone would touch him 

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u/NeuroticTangent 6h ago

Which is probably why he said what he said. No that he's right, especially since he thinks it's a black and white situation.

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u/Soulman682 6h ago

Because I want a girl that wants 6 packs or 6 cars? Yeah right. That’s just a shallow women at that rate. Give me someone who knows struggle. That’s who I’ll fall in love with.

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u/Ok-Perspective-4538 5h ago

The comparison between caring more about looks versus money is a false dichotomy… if you’re a shitty person you’ll never find a meaningful relationship with either.

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u/Sensitive_Win_2106 4h ago

He didnt say meaningful. The only meaning the epstein class has is the sick pleasure they derive by being parasites on the working class.

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u/HumbleResolution7099 6h ago

Not literally, but I see what this fool means. For example if Elon was not rich, he would have a zero bodycount. But because of his status, he attracted many women.

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u/pewpewtopeepee 5h ago

He doesn’t fuck. All his kids have been turkey baster jobs.

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u/DonnieBallsack 5h ago

Fake. Babies come from storks, not turkeys.

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u/BudBuzz 5h ago

What is a stork if not a specialized turkey?

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u/ouroborosstruggles 4h ago

Literally he is horrendous, a woman turned down A $40 million dollar NDA just to be able to explain how awful he is.

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u/heisenbergerwcheese 6h ago

No he is a literal fool

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u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 5h ago

He’s an embarrassment to men . Have you seen him? Such a loser. Seriously

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u/Rock_or_Rol 6h ago

Imagine having a million million dollars and still being an incel

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u/Girafferage 6h ago

Couldn't even get invited to Epstein Island despite literally begging over and over.

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u/SleepingCod 4h ago

We don't talk about this enough

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u/simplex0991 3h ago

Schrödinger's incel: "All women are whores, but they still won't sleep with me."

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u/ShaggysGTI 5h ago

Put it the other way around…

Imagine still being an incel with a million million dollars.

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u/FattyMcBlobicus 4h ago

Why does a 50 year old man still say “girl”

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u/2bnameless 4h ago

You think he's looking at females his age group?

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u/Accurate_Handle_5620 4h ago

I think he's staring into an evil magic orb for hours instead of sleeping every night

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u/tookurjobs 4h ago

Hmmm why would a man who begged to go to epstiein parties say that? I'm at a loss...

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u/nalninek 6h ago

“Stop working on your health and throw yourself into the furnace of the economy!”

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u/Zestyclose-Ad1264 4h ago

stop focusing on your physical wellbeing and focus on making money.

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u/Blazeland_USA 7h ago

What exactly does this ballbag do that qualifies as work? Shitpost on Twitter

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u/Cambren1 6h ago

Those Nazi salutes look pretty strenuous

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u/TalEmpress 7h ago

Being a N*zi lover and licking trumps *ss

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u/ogreofzen 7h ago

Probably trying to get his exwife to sign a NDA

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes 5h ago

Fires people because they look at him wrong. Really. That's it.

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u/Beleg_Sanwise 6h ago

Elon says that because he doesn't have a six-pack; he has six cars (or probably more).

The point is, he claims to believe that because if he didn't have money, nobody would touch him.

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u/Leelze 5h ago

If he didn't have money, he'd be the living embodiment of this:

https://giphy.com/gifs/L5aC2b3jRvURi

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u/RichardBCummintonite 6h ago edited 6h ago

Yep. The only reason any woman would put up with him is for his money, so that's all understands because he's such a narcissist that he's incapable of seeing someone else's perspective. He couldn't even fathom someone actually liking their partner for their personality.

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u/Tickles-The-Octopus 5h ago

That's why I know my wife loves me for who I am, I have neither the looks or the money!

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u/JodieForestWhittaker 6h ago

This coming from the emerald mine heir who has never worked a day in his life

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u/Vasarto 6h ago

Working will never buy you six cars. Hard work is not how you become successful.

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u/jimmib234 6h ago

Not true. I've got six cars. Only 2 of them run though. I also have a 6 pack...in my fridge.

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u/Swimming__Bird 5h ago

Hotwheels are cheap. Vroom vroom!

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u/SnooHamsters3137 7h ago

You don’t want a girl you bagged just because you have a six pack, and certainly not one you bagged with six cars.

People with this mind set feel that these are the only ways to get women.

Then, they find that the quality of relationships they have are very low.

They decide all women are like the women they end up with, and become misogynist.

In reality they have cultivated a materialistic, transactional relationship in which no participant can fully care for the other. The result is a low quality relationship characterized by mutual selfishness.

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u/Geodrewcifer 7h ago

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u/Waka-Waka-Koko-Doko 6h ago

Wow I see 12 cars in that picture

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u/DingusKhan9164 6h ago

They both look like they’re sucking their bellies in which just makes you look more weak and insecure

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u/ltsouthernbelle 6h ago

Says the guy built like newborn whale

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u/GavsGotty 2h ago

Says the richest man in the world who is currently, single.

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u/Copernicus049 6h ago

10 of his 14 kids are confirmed IVF babies. He's also paying multi-million dollar packages to these women to maintain an NDA and his privacy. All I'm saying, there's a chance he might not be getting these girls himself.

It also kind of doesn't count when you're their boss and are throwing them wads of cash, blurring some quid-pro-quo legal lines and likely coercing them.

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u/Youfallforpolitics 2h ago

If a woman is only into you because you have six cars... Then you don't have six cars... You have three or less.

Same with your house.... She's not going to sign a prenup.

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u/Solid_Shook 6h ago edited 6h ago

🤡dude will never be rich even with all his money.

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u/orlybatman 7h ago

Exactly what I'd expect him to say. The guy tries to bribe women to have his babies, and even then still gets turned down and ridiculed.

He was a loser before he was rich, and he didn't stop being one just because he got money.

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u/Dry_Rent_8646 6h ago

It's funny that they show a pic of musk, someone who is unable to keep a woman but is the richest dude on the planet

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u/Rare_Direction_1449 6h ago

I was broke and ran circles around dudes with money - because i look good.

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u/AntRevolutionary925 6h ago

Elon musk has the weirdest non human shaped body, I think even though he’s super wealthy he’s still incredibly insecure. Kind of like Trump.

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u/Ok-Communication1149 6h ago

I've got a six pack AND six cars, but no girls want me. I suggest not being an asshole if you want to be wanted

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u/halfasleep90 5h ago

Have you tried being a dick? I’ve heard they tend to get more attention than assholes, usually. Though I’ve heard some stories about Peggy.

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u/PrometheusUnchain 6h ago

Chin up brother. It’ll happen.

I’m the opposite. No six pack and no six cars but fortunate to have a loving family. I also don’t take work all that seriously. Fk off Elon.

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u/colorilliterate 6h ago

Are you really an asshole or just come across that way?

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u/Ok-Communication1149 6h ago

Crazy combat vet, but most people don't get the privilege of knowing that.

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u/colorilliterate 6h ago

I feel your pain bro. Most people don’t understand there’s more than meets the eye. Thank you for your service and better days ahead 🫡

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u/FartsWithNeighbours 5h ago

I have a 6 pack (of Labatt) and 6 cars (hot wheels, the colour changing ones)

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u/5000fed 7h ago

‘Why be disciplined, and in-shape to attract a woman when you can just buy her love’ that’s exactly why hes got 20 different kids with 30 different women

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u/MurderDeathTaco 7h ago

Yeah - no rich women out there are hooking up with their personal trainers. She just really likes working out

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u/GolDrodgers1 6h ago

Lol! Man's a trillionaire and still struggling to pull anything!

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u/cynica1mandate 6h ago

Bad advice...

She'll marry for the six cars and be f-ing six pack in them on the side...

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u/Jankyenespanol 7h ago

Yeah she’ll just use one of your six cars to leave and go fuck the guy with the six pack.

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u/Protoavis 6h ago

To be fair...how would be know? he's never had abs and has always had money (and apparently never a redeeming personality) soooooo everyone that ever showed any interest in him would be entirely be based around $$$$ because he has nothing else.

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u/AsssHat999 6h ago

Terry Crews is worth 25 million dollars, and I’m almost positive he works out.

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u/GoodTroll2 6h ago

Oh Elon, just because you have found a small number of women to pay to have your babies doesn't mean it is normal...

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u/Ok-Significance-3966 2h ago

But they'll choose A six pack with six cars over six cars with no six pack

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u/Thkturret1 3h ago

All girls would not choose an empty shell with a six pack or a dweeb with 6 cars - so go to work on your personality and character

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u/CommonReason6709 6h ago

Who fucks Nazis? Hoaaaasss???

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u/DirtCrimes 6h ago

Elon Musk can't make money off you being healthy. But he can make money off you working and then buying stuff.

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u/okeleydokelyneighbor 6h ago

So attractive he has to pay women to have his kids.

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u/Need_For_Speed73 6h ago

Like if working hard, in this economy, would get you six cars. Btw, I don't think is the amount of cars that impresses girls, I mean: 1 Ferrari > 6 Toyotas.

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u/Particular-Light-708 6h ago

The dude with the 6 pack is the side dude getting it for free.

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u/NeedAChange_123 6h ago

I guess if that’s all you want in life. Why not workout for your own health and because physical exercise is enjoyable and necessary for both physical and mental health.

I guess that’s why he is not healthy in either respect..

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u/Wealls 5h ago

The gold digger that chooses you for your money will cheat on you w/ Mr 6 pack

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u/AnkhKeeper 5h ago

I would prefer my guy to have a sixpack instead of six cars. Checkmate loser!

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u/DeathUponIt 5h ago

Elon is not only the “richest” but also the loneliest.

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u/SaidwhatIsaid240 6h ago

No girl will choose a six pack, or six cars versus someone that’s emotionally stable with a dad bod.

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u/Ssshizzzzziit 5h ago

Yeah, but that's not quite how the world works, does it?

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u/Similar_Pie_4946 3h ago

Theres a woman out there who doesn’t care if the man she wants behaves like 14 year old pre pubescent red pill doofus, if he makes close to 7 figures a year and can support the life she wants she’ll trade sex a couple times a month for a dream wedding, diamond ring worth more than a Mercedes c class and a hand bag for every day of the week. Not all women maybe not most but theres are SOME!

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u/chuckart9 4h ago

I wish that were true but it is not even close to accurate.

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u/RaindropsInMyMind 4h ago

The amount of girls I see with guys who are just a disaster emotionally or just not capable of doing basic things and how that wrecks these women’s lives makes me realize I already have a lot more than some of these guys.

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u/That_guy_8290 6h ago

Sure they would. You don't get to disqualify women who don't have the preferences you think they should have.

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u/Lost_Willingness_762 4h ago

Coming from the impotent trillionaire that has to artificially inseminate his women🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/lbiggy 5h ago

Why have a six pack when you can lug around the most oddly shaped keg ever, eh Elon?

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u/Gay-_-Jesus 7h ago

If this was true, poor people wouldn’t be having kids, but they are

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u/Oli_VK 7h ago

You look like a barrel. I’m not being facetious like an actual ridged barrel.

Eggplant.

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u/Defiant_Flamingo4632 6h ago

The ONLY reason why any girl would ever talk to him. We all have eyes Elon

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u/IcePoemix 6h ago

Atte.: el tipo que no es capaz de mantener un matrimonio ni el amor de sus hijos a pesar de tener todo el dinero del mundo. 

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u/shujaya 6h ago

She will choose the bear, actually.

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u/DontBlameMe4444 6h ago

..said the amorphous blob of a man

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 6h ago edited 6h ago

If it’s six Tesla trucks there’s no girls left alive in that scenario because you took a turn too sharp.

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u/mastercheof 6h ago

Plenty of guys get with girls with neither a six pack nor six cars. Elon can only get girls with his money. There is nothing else to like about him

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u/terminalbungus 6h ago

My girl likes my 6-pack. IPA

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u/Rude-External-1694 6h ago

He can't buy love just like he couldn't buy a bigger ding a ling

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u/Business_Artist4089 6h ago

This guy is smart but not very smart about woman that choose men for their money.

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u/Spectre_2020 3h ago

I go to the gym to look good for myself. For some of us it's a lifestyle.. You can't buy my body, takes years of dedication and hard work on top of the hard work I do financially. If you think you need to choose one or the other, you need better time management skills.

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u/LawfulAwfulOffal 2h ago

His physique is not a strong argument for this proposition.

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u/Stunning_Carpet_7040 2h ago

Would always rather be shredded than have materialism.

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u/ADHD_DEEZ_NUTS 7h ago

Bots are coming back online i see.

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u/Frewdy1 6h ago

Ain’t no way I’d marry a guy with six cars. Dude is either going to spend more time with cars than with me, or he’s going to spend all his money trying to look rich by wasting money on six cars. 

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u/Gustafssonz 6h ago

Biggest lie. Going to work won’t make you 6 cars.

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u/AlanPublica 2h ago

Says the guy who never worked a day in his life.

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u/facepoppies 6h ago

meanwhile, elon musk in the epstein files: "girls ftw"

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u/Sensitive_Winner7851 6h ago

Who’s gonna tell him

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u/Alternative_Slip_513 6h ago

Maybe his kinda “girl” ? 🤮

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u/frim_le_yousse 6h ago

People born rich telling people to go to work is ironic

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u/classic_gamer82 6h ago

Spoken by someone who profits off the talent of others

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u/Agile_Moment768 6h ago

Mr 6 pack is railing her while My 6 cars is at work.

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u/MomusSinclair 6h ago

“Screw your health, be my slave.”

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u/god_partic1e 6h ago

Ok fatso

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u/WeCanDoBettrr 6h ago

Anyone that needs either six cars or a six-pack to be happy isn’t a partner I’m interested in

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u/Key-Monk6159 6h ago

It’s easy to just dismiss him as wrong but…….

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u/ExcellentTourist5289 6h ago

What happens if she settles with you for the money but then cheats on you for the six packs

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u/Waterpraatapparaat 6h ago

Says the dude who is stealing our jobs...

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 6h ago

You really are not going to get six cars on a W-2 job.

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u/Over_Tomatillo_376 6h ago

This guy could have 60000 cars and still nobody choosing him😂

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u/Inside-Arm8635 6h ago

Rich from a dude who just pays for it exclusively

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u/thecity2 6h ago

But also these billionaire douchebags tell you aging can be solved. Part of that is going to the gym, but what would this fat fuck know about that.

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u/hallucinationthought 6h ago

Looks don't matter - attractive people. Money doesn't matter - rich people. Nothing really matters - Freddie Mercury.

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody 6h ago

No way he said that…dude is such a massive dork!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji

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u/D4db0d0hye4h 6h ago

Does he actually know any human women? Da fuq?

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u/IdleWokerOcean 5h ago

Elon hasn't done either, why is he commenting on this topic.

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u/Coerced1 5h ago

Or maybe find a woman that isn't choosing men based solely in their looks and bank accounts.

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u/Danilo-11 5h ago

I love it when rich people that haven’t worked in years call the working class lazy

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u/CarpenterOverall2590 5h ago

Jokes on him! I have neither! But I know for sure that I've had more consensual sex than he ever has.

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u/MorecumGN556 5h ago

You could have the body of one of the worms from M.I.B.
Or.
Get abs. Go hang out with broke people that don’t have abs. Thank me later.

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u/Debidollz 4h ago

Basically we’re not choosing any of you as of late.

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u/Relative-Plan-8710 3h ago

or inherit an emerald mine, whichever comes first

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u/Love_Lair 3h ago

Until the pool boy fucks his wife

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u/kuroneko007 1h ago

While you work she's spending your money and fucking the guy with the six pack in your bed.

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u/laiszt 1h ago

Work does not make you rich anyway, better have 6 pack or you have to steal money like elon does