r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • 8h ago

Wow. Such meme Work work work

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u/HumbleResolution7099 7h ago

Not literally, but I see what this fool means. For example if Elon was not rich, he would have a zero bodycount. But because of his status, he attracted many women.

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u/pewpewtopeepee 6h ago

He doesn’t fuck. All his kids have been turkey baster jobs.

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u/DonnieBallsack 6h ago

Fake. Babies come from storks, not turkeys.

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u/BudBuzz 6h ago

What is a stork if not a specialized turkey?

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u/AnkhKeeper 6h ago

Peen surgery goes wrong 😱

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u/HumbleResolution7099 6h ago

Really??

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u/pewpewtopeepee 6h ago

Yes. Surrogates and in vitro. Likely because he only wants boys. He is a weirdo.

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u/pchlster 6h ago

It's why he's so upset that one turned out to be trans. He didn't order a daughter.

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u/deputytech 6h ago

He only wants boys, but fate said nah.

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u/HumbleResolution7099 5h ago

No kidding that I didn’t know

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u/Extension_Ant4349 49m ago

Or his shit got mangled up by enhancement drugs and surgery.

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u/ouroborosstruggles 5h ago

Literally he is horrendous, a woman turned down A $40 million dollar NDA just to be able to explain how awful he is.

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u/heisenbergerwcheese 7h ago

No he is a literal fool

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u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 6h ago

He’s an embarrassment to men . Have you seen him? Such a loser. Seriously

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u/Rock_or_Rol 7h ago

Imagine having a million million dollars and still being an incel

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u/Girafferage 6h ago

Couldn't even get invited to Epstein Island despite literally begging over and over.

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u/SleepingCod 5h ago

We don't talk about this enough

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u/Extension_Ant4349 49m ago

Imagine getting rejected by the big stein.

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u/simplex0991 4h ago

Schrödinger's incel: "All women are whores, but they still won't sleep with me."

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u/ShaggysGTI 6h ago

Put it the other way around…

Imagine still being an incel with a million million dollars.

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u/hitbythebus 6h ago

Or a thousand times that.

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u/nesbit88 7h ago

Who? The elf, Grimes and Amber Turd.

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u/anon0937 7h ago

financial security > vanity

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u/white_equatorial 3h ago

Elon still has more glory years than crybaby years as of now. He started going rogue around 2022 if I remember correctly

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u/MimeSweeper360 7h ago

Look you can say whatever you want about Elon, but he’s clearly right about this point.

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u/HumbleResolution7099 6h ago

I agree. I’ve seen disgustingly gross men both inside and out that are wealthy attract some hot women. I imagine these women have to be drunk or high all the time to deal with or sleep with these guys 😬

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u/scaredt2ask 6h ago

I don’t think it’s a 100% situation there are other variables besides looks and money. Money don’t hurt but neither do looks.

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u/HumbleResolution7099 6h ago

For sure, but some women will do just about anything to bag a wealthy man. I know it sounds nuts but it’s for real.