r/SipsTea • • 8h ago

Wow. Such meme Work work work

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u/Beleg_Sanwise 7h ago

Elon says that because he doesn't have a six-pack; he has six cars (or probably more).

The point is, he claims to believe that because if he didn't have money, nobody would touch him.

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u/Leelze 6h ago

If he didn't have money, he'd be the living embodiment of this:

https://giphy.com/gifs/L5aC2b3jRvURi

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u/Munchkinasaurous 5h ago

He still is, just with money 

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u/TravelingPoodle 1h ago

You forgot to take into account his original bald head. Not that being bald is bad. But he bought hair too.

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u/thewereotter 50m ago

I dunno man, even there Cartman actually knew how to play the game he was high level in

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u/RichardBCummintonite 6h ago edited 6h ago

Yep. The only reason any woman would put up with him is for his money, so that's all understands because he's such a narcissist that he's incapable of seeing someone else's perspective. He couldn't even fathom someone actually liking their partner for their personality.

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u/Tickles-The-Octopus 6h ago

That's why I know my wife loves me for who I am, I have neither the looks or the money!

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u/thewereotter 50m ago

and the sad part there, look at Ashley St Clair. He doesn't put his money to supporting most his children or their mothers. Elon is THE ultimate deadbeat dad ducking child support

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u/Extension_Ant4349 43m ago

He'll never know if his friends are real until it's too late. 

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u/gogreengolions 5h ago

He got six jobs, he don’t get tired

\Fart sound**

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u/RocknrollClown09 3h ago

Elon could afford 600,000 Bugatti Veyrons. He could give one to every man, woman, and child in DC ($2M car). And he’s getting richer every day.

This is important because I don’t think people realize how absurdly wealthy he is, and every time I say the uber rich need to pay more in taxes, someone who makes $40k/yr rushes in to defend them

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u/Extension_Ant4349 43m ago

You sound jealous 

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u/Rhorge 2h ago

Because just like his wealth, he doesn’t believe he’d have a chance in hell of being in shape unless his parents were mr and mrs olympia winners