r/BrandNewSentence • u/test_tutor • 3h ago

A Japanese sushi chain owner flew to Somalia and taught pirates to catch tuna

287 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mostly-HarmlessHuman • 14h ago

Acclaimed for playing crystal-meth kingpin Walter White's disabled son

0 Upvotes

Just say "Walt Jr. from the hit show Breaking Bad." Why does the focus have to be on Walter while the only description of Walt Jr. is that he's disabled??

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/thumpingcoffee • 3h ago

Giant flesh-eating crab twist in search for Amelia Earhart

4 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheBearOnATricycle • 17h ago

“I can’t wait for the day to come when I can upload my brain somewhere else, so I can claim I’m a physically different species to you”

74 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/antiai/s/ssZ6FovupJ

115 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/IdiotStickWasTkn • 6h ago

"My dog ate my vibrator"

72 Upvotes

Very interesting indeed. Rest in piece vibrator I guess

20 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/I-Jaded • 15h ago

I Died During a College Debate and Awoke as the Heavenly Debater

410 Upvotes

41 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Electronic-Name-2196 • 9h ago

"...lumberjacking out a ten-pounder in my damn life

2 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TophieandMatthew3975 • 17h ago

POV: You came to a Good Kid show and got a Tommyinnit vs Jack Manifold fight that Jacksepticeye had to stop?!

2 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MeGoBrrrrrrrrrr • 15h ago

Anthropic warns rogue AI agents may ‘self-replicate’ to hijack ovens

135 Upvotes

49 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/raiderwrecked • 10h ago

Police confiscate robot that groped 16-year-old girl, probe whether young men were at the controls

38 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Col0nelFlanders • 5h ago

“Kelly Clarkson Has Put Us In Danger”

185 Upvotes

53 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Margaret_mayhem • 20h ago

when I listen to mitski I just picture naruto and sasuke

111 Upvotes

Repost because apparently you have to use the new sentence in the title of your post which is dumb but yeah this one is oddly specific but it felt like it belonged here lol

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/spicyzsurviving • 15h ago

“Hot Balkan instrumental orgy!” Anyone??

13 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/moongrump • 16h ago

sure wasn’t salad

3.0k Upvotes

27 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/person96839683 • 12h ago

TV show from 2009

12 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/InterestingPlenty454 • 3h ago

Chess is a battle between two harems protecting their man

1.0k Upvotes

42 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/isthisthepolice • 2h ago

Robot seized by German police after allegedly groping teenage girl

229 Upvotes

34 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Kasyade_Satana • 4h ago

"First case of teeth growing out of an eye socket - what you need to know about 'ectopic teeth'"

315 Upvotes

54 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Key_Jeweler_9696 • 8h ago

An autistic transgender woman with a love for movement and the automobile CANT drive for 4 hours straight into eastern PA with no particular destination in mind.

349 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/An_Emo_Emu • 13h ago

That’s like saying a Greg infested apartment.

3.4k Upvotes

35 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Level-Usual-9681 • 22h ago

I always freak out whenever a woman tells me she has an IUD because in 2004 my Humvee hit one in Iraq and my platoon leader was killed

973 Upvotes

37 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/anotherjones07 • 14h ago

The global markets are being tanked by overleveraged children in Korea

10 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/danzha • 5h ago

How awesome it would be to be able to just walk on down to a buffet on all fours and let your noodle nose shovel food straight into your maw.

7 Upvotes

0 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

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Graphic depictions of violence in the news
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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

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6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

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Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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