r/BrandNewSentence • u/An_Emo_Emu • 15h ago

That’s like saying a Greg infested apartment.

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u/Polengoldur 14h ago

ok. but by the same wisdom, you would not go to the greg infested apartment if you wanted to avoid gregs.

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u/Abe_Odd 10h ago

If one Greg lives in an apt block, you probably won't find one by going to a random apt.

If there's two Gregs and a Gregette in each flat, you could more reasonably call it Gregfested.

The label confers a very real meaning, that there's a much higher Greg density in the region, and if you are allergregic, then you'd better stay away.

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u/magpye1983 13h ago

And by extension, nothing is ever infested, those things just live there.

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u/Polengoldur 12h ago

at which point the word has no meaning. but thats always the end goal, isn't it?

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u/PurpleCandle58 12h ago

So you’re saying your roach infested apartment is actually just where the roaches live? Ok fair enough, Greg.

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u/Polengoldur 12h ago

"theyre just looking for a better life"

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u/PurpleCandle58 12h ago

I’m smelling dogwhistle
https://giphy.com/gifs/MVoX99cLXXU0gq7QuG

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u/Polengoldur 12h ago

how do you smell a sound?

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u/PurpleCandle58 12h ago

Hmm. Zelenskyy must have missed one…
https://giphy.com/gifs/JGXVuBalR39u0
There we go.

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u/Ciderman95 11h ago

So call it "not-for-fans-of-not-getting-eaten-by-sharks waters" that seems politically correct

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u/Yet_One_More_Idiot 12h ago

WHY? What do you have against Gregs?

We're not all horrible people! xD

/s

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u/R0T4R4 14h ago

Okay, but what about if Greg doesn't belong in the apartment? If there's a clear overabundance of Greg in my apartment, therefore it can be considered infested, in fact invasive because it's my ecosystem and not Greg's.

Maybe Tim or Sue at the agreed upon time may be in my apartment, but not Greg, I didn't invite Greg into my apartment, they're not meant to be here.

Greg got fucking lost from his ecosystem and into mine. Hence it is infested with Greg.

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u/LazyEights 14h ago

If I'm in Greg's apartment sure.

But if multiple Gregs showed up in my apartment and refused to leave it would feel infested.

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u/fireduck 14h ago

I'm gregnant.

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u/malonkey1 10h ago

okay but what if your roommate greg really fucking sucks

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u/AAPL_ 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3HLphuYhnisMM

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u/KickAggressive4901 12h ago

Came here looking for Old Greg. Not disappointed. 👍

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u/EugeneVictorDabs 14h ago

Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends is leaking

The memes have jumped platforms

God help us all

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u/dalidellama 14h ago

Alright, but I've been in a Greg-infested apartment before, and it was a scary place

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u/confuseum 6h ago

A Gary infested vault

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u/Dion-is-us 14h ago

I’m no Greg, but I do believe I infest my house. I’m not really ‘living’ in it, more like ‘pre-haunting’ it

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u/Old-Tadpole-2869 13h ago

Clearly you haven't heard of Farallon Island. There aren't any Greg's there because the Great Hwites ate them all.

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u/LunarMuphinz 13h ago

Great Dwights*

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u/box_brownie_bear 8h ago

would be better to call them shark-inhabited waters. because the sharks do be inhabiting those waters.

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u/programgamer 9h ago

Do the sharks pay rent?

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u/Troed_road 9h ago

well, we know that greg is the fastest growing army on the internet

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u/Heroic-Forger 9h ago

but what if that's not Greg's house and there were 20,000 Gregs and they were the size of ants

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u/ZielAnima 7h ago

I literally read “Shrek infested waters” and I was so damn confused

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u/ReverendEntity 5h ago

Man goes into cage, cage goes into apartment. Greg's in the apartment. Our Greg.

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u/ZachariasDemodica 4h ago

Four Gregs, specifically: Sci-fi, D'n'D, Open Source, and Japanese Culture.

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u/EpikDisko 3h ago

the Greggification

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u/TheDonnARK 3h ago

Sharks aren't in every water area.  I've been in the ocean in many places and only seen a few sharks, all alone.  Under specific conditions, I would consider an area of water to be shark infested.

I've also been to many apartments.  If there are an inordinate amount of Gregs in an apartment, well that would be extraordinary and likely an infestation.  But here's the thing: I have seen a Greg infested apartment.  There were 3 Gregs there, which is far and away more Gregs than one would rationally expect to find in one apartment outside of Annual Gregathons.

Life is a mystery.

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u/Alternative_Pay_5118 1h ago

Same with the Dutch 'reclaiming' land from the ocean. Reclaiming from who?