r/BrandNewSentence • • Jul 31 '26

We are looking for moderators!

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We've god a decent hand full of mods in this subreddit at the moment, but two or three more mods to increase our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity would be great. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary, if you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed or approved for the first week or so, as you get a feel for it, so we know you’re settling in well.

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. You aren’t expected to mod all day every day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

* This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English is a requirement
* If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
* Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
* You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

If interested, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence • • 24d ago

Mod notice: Polymarket and Friends, don’t be free advertising

245 Upvotes

Manufactured sentences from gambling and similar organisations that purely generate sentences to ‘go viral’ and to encourage sharing in subs like this, such as Polymarket, are prohibited and go against Rule 1.

Please, don’t give gambling websites free advertising. They earn more than enough money to pay for ads like everyone else and their content isn’t funny, it is a marketing department making it seem funny.

If you use Polymarket or any similar gambling services, please seek assistance from local gambling addiction support services. The house always wins.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

No one looking for paprika accidentally trafficks children instead

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3.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 3h ago

Grab your still-moist panties and use them to tie your hair back.

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548 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 18h ago

won all the mourning wives over

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14.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 3h ago

wanna check out this new brunch spot

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502 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 2h ago

Thank you Ukraine

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325 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 16h ago

You died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in

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3.9k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

The creator of the stupid fucking "keep me signed in" button is laughing at all of us while the button detonates his anal vibrator and does absolutely nothing besides that

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436 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 15h ago

Ah yes, the back shot wind

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 10h ago

AI researchers are taking up smoking because they expect AI to cure cancer.

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548 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 2h ago

The Penis cannot read Braille

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104 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 4h ago

THEY LOOK RELATED AS FUCK

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90 Upvotes

from a discussion on r/FavoriteCharacter


r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

If my stomach still sounds like three racoons and a seagull fighting for the last bagel, then I'm putting on my Shittin' Drawers.

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208 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 8h ago

Oddly specific but felt it belonged here

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125 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 30m ago

anyone still calling you slurs on Twitter today is organic farm to table

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Everything is performative to chronic underachievers.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 13h ago

I wish I was into eels and horses

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291 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Why are they diarrhea shaming us??

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2.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 3h ago

Is SpongeBob freeuse?

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32 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

would you use mouth wash for your Vagina

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115 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 18h ago

I had to punch a child and her kitten in the face

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595 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 13h ago

If Neanderthals were still alive, we could…

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157 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1h ago

I love fat men so much I almost liked a hate tweet

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