r/BrandNewSentence • u/isthisthepolice • 3h ago

Robot seized by German police after allegedly groping teenage girl

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320 Upvotes

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u/KaffeMumrik 2h ago

It’s kind of strange that it actually looks like a robot that would be doing that.

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u/Laymanao 2h ago

Function follows form?

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u/KaffeMumrik 2h ago

Indubitably

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u/revdon 1h ago

He’s gonna hock his chains to make bail.

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u/GerchSimml 2h ago

AFAIK, that's just Iron-man styled as an OG

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u/Professional_Tonight 2h ago

For context: The robot belonged to a 16yo streamer and was caught groping a 16yo girl while they live streamed it. Police is now investigating whether the robot was remote controlled at the time

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u/Dapper-Nobody-1997 1h ago

Thank you for the context. OP please take note.

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u/KoalaKaiser 36m ago

OP isn't required to give context on this sub.

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u/XanderNightmare 16m ago

If the robot was not remote controlled, would he go into robot prison or the scrapyard?

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u/Professional_Tonight 13m ago

I guess in that case it would stay in police custody since it was the manufacturers fault

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u/RadioLiar 2h ago

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u/Hizam5 1h ago

Is the rock supposed to look like Jeremy piven here?

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u/KamakaziDemiGod 2m ago

All I can only see a taller Chevy Chase for some reason

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u/Avraamov 2h ago

wasn't it the kid controlling the 'robot' that did the groping?

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u/otirk 1h ago

No, that's why when you wear gloves, it's the gloves that do the groping, not you. Follow me for more life tips that may or may not bring you behind bars

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u/Avraamov 1h ago

those Victorians knew what they were doing huh

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u/RullendeNumser 1h ago

Even old rich mens jobs is getting taken by robots now

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u/Xena_Your_God 1h ago

Best comment so far ⭐

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u/mrMCstealthboy 50m ago

Android tate

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u/ArgyleGhoul 2h ago

And so it begins

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u/skincyan 2h ago

Women thought they only had to deal with human pigs - now get ready for Harassment 2.0

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u/makingkevinbacon 1h ago

Chappie no

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u/jadethebard 2h ago

And people wonder why we keep choosing the bear.

"Not all robots," right?

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u/Kantina 2h ago

West-pedo-phalia, by the sounds of it.

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u/Glittering_Win_5085 1h ago

The streamer that did it was also 16, what he did was disgusting but I don't think this is paedophilia.

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u/FamousOrphan 1h ago

What does he waaaant

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u/Smexy_Zarow 1h ago

Chappie, no

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u/Alices_Hubby_Kleiner 59m ago

He looks like Iron Man from Temu.

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u/existential_antelope 55m ago

Clankers, always hated them

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u/Clean_Imagination315 35m ago

Is that a gangsta-bot?

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u/Content_Building_408 2h ago

Ayo wtf

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u/skincyan 2h ago

Ayo, what do you mean?

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u/WovenBloodlust6 2h ago

Probably that the post somehow has negative 1 comments

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u/DarthCloakedGuy 53m ago

how does that even

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u/RK-00 2h ago

the negative comment count

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u/dazli69 1h ago edited 1h ago

Oh hell nah, we got P Clinky on the streets.

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u/RizzOreo 2h ago

i can't believe ai is coming for my job now, they're so advanced...

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u/ReverendEntity 2h ago

Iron Chad

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u/Vino-Decanto 2h ago

Send him back

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u/Equal_Passenger9791 1h ago

It's an imported foreign robot so it's probably already back on the streets 

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u/4Rive 22m ago

I know what you want to get at and its a disgusting brown world view.