r/BrandNewSentence • u/moongrump • 16h ago

sure wasn’t salad

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u/Douche_Kayak 16h ago

what happened to this sub?

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u/Toyger_ 16h ago

It sure wasn’t salad.

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u/GumSL 13h ago

Every subreddit with way too many fucking mods (most of which are inactive) goes this way. It just becomes /r/funny or a politics sub.

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u/bdog1321 15h ago

Apparently it's r/brandnew3sentences now

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u/TheeAntelope 11h ago

This sub has always been lame (omg that's a brand new sentence too)

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u/MidnighT0k3r 16h ago

Yes, yes the fuck it WAS salad.

Pot salad, like 12 different strains. 

Here is a 6 year old example. I'm not the only one calling it salad.

https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/ku4ygc/four_strain_salad_blunt_incoming/

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u/VendaGoat 16h ago

♫You don't win friends with salad!♫

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u/Redcole111 15h ago

Me, as I sip my Starbucks "coffee" and eat my cheese danish, triggering a massive and devastating rush of caffeine and sugar through my veins that will hopefully make the general sense of anguish fade for a few hours until it comes rushing back in to ruin my evening.

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u/SweetLiquorBtyPrince 13h ago

Oof felt that one in my soul

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u/Evil_Creamsicle 16h ago

Yeah, alcohol was there when a lot of peoples' lives were falling apart.
It was standing over them as they laid on the ground, pausing just long enough to grin at them before raising it's boot for another stomp. J/s.

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u/Stunning_Warthog_141 16h ago

Alcohol was there for me when I got kicked out of my house, for drinking alcohol. It was there for me when I got out of jail, for drinking in public and violating a restraining order. I mean how much would a salad have done, probably nothing.

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u/BelaFarinRod 16h ago

I will throw hands over sugar though.

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u/PennyFromMyAnus 16h ago

It was cocaine

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u/ArelMCII I Was New to Bottoming When He Pissed Inside Me Six Times 15h ago

Cocaine is a planet product. Ergo, cocaine is a salad.

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u/AutomaticAccident 8h ago

I'm a planet product as well. Am I a salad?

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u/TsunamiCatCakes 15h ago

there are things BETWEEN alcohol and salad

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u/NotBorn2Fade 16h ago

Has to be someone who's never had a BANGER salad

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u/BelaFarinRod 16h ago

Unironically happened to me once. I ordered it in a restaurant just to have a complete meal and that salad was an experience!

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u/Nomapos 12h ago

I once put together such a good fucking salad that it was my whole lunch for a whole year and I lost 20 kilos.

No matter how dark the night, I know salad has my back.

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u/Salty_Steak_1791 16h ago

They tell me to act like a grown-up and i tell them what difference another substance dependent weakling would make?

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u/RilohKeen 14h ago

Incorrect; salad was there, has always been there, will always be there.

Now it’s 100% true that I was not looking for salad and did not give a fuck about it at the time, but that’s clearly my fault and not salad’s.

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u/Tankfloof 16h ago

wasn´t alcohol either

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u/Standard-Fishing-977 14h ago

I stick by my friends. 🍺🍫