Trump destroyed his colon due to heavy drug use during the 80s. This manifested as fecal incontinence in the 90s. Due to his affluence he has a paid staffer responsible for carrying the equipment necessary to perform service actions should an event like above occur.
Year and years of training to be prepared for anything, and his face is soured the moment he comes across an 80 year old who’s lived off McDonalds all his life.
Let's see.. they are 3' apart from each other, and JD smelt it 1.5 seconds before the douche on the right which means the shit smell is traveling at 2feet/second which is 1.36 miles per hour.
This is also how fast racism, hate, bigotry, lies and just plain evil travel.
Forget scraping the adhesive off the wall to remove Trump's 'peel-n-stick' gold fluff. That entire room is going to have to be stripped down to the studs and rebuilt, to remove the airborne sewage particles that have been seeping into the walls and floor.
I feel like they need to just demolish the building and move on at this point. Either that or do a deep deep sweep of everything cause I feel like they’ll leave hidden recording devices etc. behind.
Even as a non-american, the sight of the White House did command a certain respect. When you saw a total of the WH in a movie, you knew something serious or important was going on.
Now? Whenever I see the Building, I cringe and think of a shit-smelling, half torn-down pigsty, covered in cheap golden paint. The next sane administration'll porbably have to melt that whole place down and cast a new one.
There is a stand up comic (Noel Casler) who worked as an assistant on The Apprentice and The Celebrity Apprentice. He tells jokes/stories about Trump from his time working on the show. And the constant Trump shitting of his pants and having to get a diaper change is one of the stories. Trump is extraordinarily litigious, so he could sue the guy and get him to stop. But he doesn't because truth is an affirmative defense against slander.
It's true! I said this above but... There was an in depth discussion about it from one of the sound guys on the set of the Apprentice. They called it a "code brown". He was always taking amphetamines, which famously can lend to incontinence of the bowls, and they would have to pause shoots for clean up and then pretend nothing happened because he's a "star".
I’d assume he’s got the best available medications.
I’ve got a combo of an OTC PPI (lower acid), fiber intake (solidifying), and medical marijuana (anti-spasmodic). Works really well.
But…maybe he doesn’t have any friends to tell him that his booty is a disaster area.
Oh he is. But he wasn't before his first presidential term. He was either broke or close to it compared to what he claimed to be.
He's had lots of time now to strip-mine the federal government and stuff it in his and his friends' pockets, though. He's definitely rich now, from both that and his MAGA pump-and-dump schemes they keep falling for because they're morons.
I was a coke/adderall addict for 5-6 years and developed intense bowel problems as a result of it. I’m clean now but still deal with the consequences. I’m only 31.
There was an in depth discussion about it from one of the sound guys on the set of the Apprentice. They called it a "code brown". He was always taking amphetamines, which famously can lend to incontinence of the bowls, and they would have to pause shoots for clean up and then pretend nothing happened because he's a "star".
Yes. Trump is a well known coke head. His “i dont drink or do drugs” is a lie, among the many that he has told. And dumb asses believed a fucking liar.
God I wish I wasn’t American. This would be funny af to basically everyone else but its just fucking embarrassing to me. Like how dumb is our electorate that this is who they pick multiple times?
Day 1: He's trolling you guys. Ya'll are idiots for believing it.
Day 3: So what if he shit himself, you probably do all the time.
Day 10: Obama talked about pee once. Did you ever think about that?
I had to scroll way too far down for this hahaha, the timing is perfect, there's no denying that man directed his butthole towards them and let a big one rip. I'm dead 🤣
Whoever is the next person to occupy that office will definitely need a new chair. I know we will be skeptical of their spending but I approve the expenditure for the chair.
Imagine Vance’s wife or kids complaining at home, and he gets to use the line, “Do you know all the shit I have to deal with on a day to day basis for you!?”
I had a neighbour with a pittbul. She was a junkie, 3 days awake, 3 days sleep. She only fed the dog these discusting cheap dogfood from a can, the cheapest she could find. The dog was extremely flatulant cause of this food. During her 3 days off periods the dog would shit in the house. She had carpets all through her house. When she was awake, she would take some speed, and clean it all up again as best she could.
I think about that smell when i watch people with trump in a room.
Stop pulling faces and enjoy it you sycophants. This is what you signed up for and enabled at every turn, so you inhale that presidential turd stench and be grateful for the opportunity.
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