r/PoursTea • u/PossessionPrior1223 • Sep 07 '26

PoliticalTea šŸ—³ļø That stink must be unbearable

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

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u/WorkingAnteater6036 Sep 07 '26

Wait really?!!! šŸ˜³

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u/dsmith422 Sep 07 '26

There is a stand up comic (Noel Casler) who worked as an assistant on The Apprentice and The Celebrity Apprentice. He tells jokes/stories about Trump from his time working on the show. And the constant Trump shitting of his pants and having to get a diaper change is one of the stories. Trump is extraordinarily litigious, so he could sue the guy and get him to stop. But he doesn't because truth is an affirmative defense against slander.

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1omita8/casler_on_trumps_personal_hygiene_trump_shits/

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u/Killzillah Sep 07 '26

Discovery for a lawsuit regarding whether he is incontinence or not would be epic.

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u/Sarewokki Sep 08 '26

I am not incontinent, Vance. I am the incontinence. A guy enters a room and endures the stench, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who sharts!

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u/thisjawnisbeta Sep 07 '26

And Trump has never sued him either.

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u/Chromlech Sep 07 '26

Yes they said that

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz Sep 07 '26

Yeah and Trump has never sued him either

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u/TheRealCBlazer Sep 08 '26

But why male models?

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u/Travis_Rust Sep 08 '26

Yeah but have you considered that, in fact, Trump did NOT sue him?

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u/Chromlech Sep 07 '26

Yeah and trump never sued me either

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u/dkg224 Sep 08 '26

Same reason he doesnā€™t sue people who call him a pedophile

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u/hippydippyshit Sep 08 '26

Heā€™s never sued anyone for calling him a pedophile either šŸ’šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids Sep 07 '26

When President StinkButt goes to Fox News they have him sit on a black tarp.

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u/Shneckos Sep 08 '26

I just went down a rabbit hole of Trump shitting himself on YouTube, thanks

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u/Mountain_StarDew Sep 07 '26

I thought the true reason for his incontinence was that one of his Epstein victims shoved a tent pole up his ass hard, causing irreparable damage.

Not satire.

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u/AttakZak Sep 07 '26

Ding ding ding. This is the true story. Weird I had to dig for it.

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u/macnchz69_247 Sep 07 '26

Sauce? That's wild

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u/Mountain_StarDew Sep 07 '26

Looking back, it was Sascha Riley that claimed he was the one that kicked the tent pole while he was being trafficked but I guess none of it is verified.

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u/elchemy Sep 08 '26

Trump has never sued so ā€¦

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u/RedditIsMyTherapist Sep 07 '26

It's true! I said this above but... There was an in depth discussion about it from one of the sound guys on the set of the Apprentice. They called it a "code brown". He was always taking amphetamines, which famously can lend to incontinence of the bowls, and they would have to pause shoots for clean up and then pretend nothing happened because he's a "star".

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u/whostolemysloth Sep 07 '26

Iā€™m on Adderall (plus copious amount of caffeine), I have IBS, and Iā€™ve had my gallbladder removed. I have pooped my pants exactly 0 times lol.

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u/jaredsfootlonghole Sep 07 '26

I have pooped my pants exactly 0 times lol.

You donā€™t have to lie to kick it with us. Ā We all shat ourselves as babies/toddlers.

Joke aside, youā€™ve got medically recommended medications. Ā Do you think his are as well?

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u/whostolemysloth Sep 07 '26

I meant to add that caveat, youā€™re correct haha.

Iā€™d assume heā€™s got the best available medications.
Iā€™ve got a combo of an OTC PPI (lower acid), fiber intake (solidifying), and medical marijuana (anti-spasmodic). Works really well.

Butā€¦maybe he doesnā€™t have any friends to tell him that his booty is a disaster area.

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u/LeWigre Sep 07 '26

Also, and I'm just going out on a limb here.. you're probably not 80?

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u/whostolemysloth Sep 07 '26

This is true.

But I hope my butt exercises will carry me through the latter half of my existence with grace.

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u/Sandee1997 Sep 07 '26

Hell Iā€™ve shat myself as an adult. When i started metformin for diabetes, it gave me uncontrollable diarrhea and i shat myself on a bus

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u/BoredPoopless Sep 07 '26

Look at you guys and your legitimate reasons.

I on the other hand misjudged a fart.

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u/Message_10 Sep 08 '26

"Life's a poker table, boys. Sometimes you gamble on a fart... and lose"

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u/EB123456789101112 Sep 08 '26

Same here, friend. I almost made it home but the metformin made me poop down my leg as well.

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u/fotomoose Sep 08 '26

Yeah we were all toddlers last time we shat ourselves right guys? Guys?

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u/BarrelllRider Sep 07 '26

Yea Iā€™ve abused the hell out of amphā€™s and never heard nor experienced this

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u/SPACE_ICE Sep 07 '26

if you follow a prescription you're very unlikely to have these issues, take them like your a failing college student the night before finals everyday for decades however...

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u/Chomping_at_the_beet Sep 07 '26

You are using them, he was abusing them, there is a difference

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u/Top-Average412 Sep 07 '26

Watch out for this badass and his magic bowels!

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u/whostolemysloth Sep 07 '26

Behold my sphincter control! Pay no attention to the obvious clenching and the sweat coming off me!

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u/TahiniInMyVeins Sep 07 '26

But how many times has Trump pooped your pantsĀ 

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u/whostolemysloth Sep 07 '26

Oh jeez I donā€™t think heā€™s a guy Iā€™d want near my pants. Iā€™m a 36 y/o straight guy, though, so Iā€™m way out of his age range and gender preference.

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u/erhue Sep 07 '26

well lucky you! I take prescription amphetamines too, and they absolutely make me do an emergency bathroom visit less than 30 mins after taking them. Also much more regular peeing. And my armpits sweat like crazy throughout the day.

Not everyone feels side effects, but the shitting yourself part is true for many

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u/whostolemysloth Sep 07 '26

The sweat and the peeing are there. And the emergency restroom response is in effect, but I have no shame haha.

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u/erhue Sep 08 '26

it's kinda scary because I cannot trust a fart shortly after taking the pill. Almost ended up in a big nasty accident a few times. Wouldn't surprise me if lots of people shit themselves by accident when taking this medication in the beginning.

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u/fredsify Sep 07 '26

If I take my full dose of vyvanse and coffee you can be sure I'll shotgun splatter that porcelain throne.. but I have yet to shit myself.

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u/whostolemysloth Sep 07 '26

Same same, to the point where Iā€™ve started to dislike the solid ones (especially since the gallbladder removal). Got a vitamin regimen, always stay hydrated, got a bidetā€¦no worries so far lol.

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u/fredsify Sep 07 '26

I had to start SunFiber and Glutamine to normalize.. now it's like I dont even take the meds!

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u/flummox1234 Sep 08 '26

I have IBS ... I have pooped my pants exactly 0 times lol.

Liar! /s

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u/Atakir Sep 08 '26

I'm not on Adderall or have any of that other stuff and as a 42 year old male I've sharted myself a solid 3-4 times as I've hit my late 30s/early 40s lol.

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u/RedditIsMyTherapist Sep 07 '26

I'm sure you take the appropriate amount of baby meth. Not that same as the handfuls this guy is probably taking.

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u/whostolemysloth Sep 07 '26

That is true. I get really cranky if I have too much. Maybe thatā€™s part of his deal, now that I think about it. I always found the caffeine effect to be worse than other stimulants anyway.

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u/-fno-stack-protector Sep 07 '26

it's a dosage thing. he's sipping pills from the bottle like a morning coffee

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u/whostolemysloth Sep 07 '26

Well, then dude needs to pick up a modafinil habit or an added snow habit instead. Doesnā€™t seem like the addies are doing any part of their job.

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u/erhue Sep 07 '26

well the insane AI posting binge he went on yesterday proves that he probably shouldnt take modafinil either

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u/whostolemysloth Sep 07 '26

I try my very best to ignore him, but youā€™re probably right.

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u/C3POB1KENOBI Sep 07 '26

Poeā€™s law is working overtime these days

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u/T4TrhavrKhcFt Sep 07 '26

The line between reality and satire is now a circle.

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u/Big_Guide_8551 Sep 07 '26

I heard that the people who worked on The Apprentice dubbed it "the shit show" for the same reason šŸ« 

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

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u/WorkingAnteater6036 Sep 07 '26

So if youā€™re wealthy enough, people will make accommodations for you no matter how inconsiderate or gross you are? Fuck.

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u/tayawayinklets Sep 07 '26

He himself isn't wealthy, it's the services he provides the American mob and the Russian gov't.

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u/i_tyrant Sep 07 '26

Oh he is. But he wasn't before his first presidential term. He was either broke or close to it compared to what he claimed to be.

He's had lots of time now to strip-mine the federal government and stuff it in his and his friends' pockets, though. He's definitely rich now, from both that and his MAGA pump-and-dump schemes they keep falling for because they're morons.

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u/Radiant_Grab_9400 Sep 07 '26

I cant see him being in good with labor union mobsters.Ā 

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u/WorkingAnteater6036 Sep 07 '26

Wait. I feel like Trump is wealthy. Isnā€™t he like 10bn net worth or something? That is super wealthy

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u/RedditIsMyTherapist Sep 07 '26

He's recently way more wealthy because of all his illegal wheeling and dealing with American's money and his blatantly admitted insider trading. Along with his children. However, there is more than one reason he never wanted to share his taxes. All the fraud for one, but more importantly people would have seen that he was way broker than he wanted people to believe.

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u/WorkingAnteater6036 Sep 07 '26

Ooooo!! Like an ego thing huh

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u/nova2k Sep 07 '26

Or if you're in deep enough with the mob.Ā 

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u/ReggieCorneus Sep 07 '26

Here is 10k now go and clean that sht up.

That is how it works.

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u/AcceptableAccount182 Sep 07 '26

I was a coke/adderall addict for 5-6 years and developed intense bowel problems as a result of it. Iā€™m clean now but still deal with the consequences. Iā€™m only 31.

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u/Verehren Sep 07 '26

Adderall is okay for your bowels if you take vitamins with it. Had to up my vitamin prescriptions because of it.

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u/I-cant_even Sep 07 '26

Fast food contains vitamins right?

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u/ReggieCorneus Sep 07 '26

Not just vitamins but fast vitamins.

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u/Verehren Sep 07 '26

Only a little, which is why Trump in his gigantic brain 5th dimension prescience, he eats so much of it, outclassing us peons once again

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u/MileHiSalute Sep 07 '26

What bowel vitamins do you take for adderall

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u/Verehren Sep 07 '26

Vitamins B, Zinc, and Magnesium. Really helps with the annoying symptoms, but I mean so is taking all those.

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u/MileHiSalute Sep 07 '26

Interesting, wonder if those are what the body uses to clear the adderall out of the system. Interesting that this isnā€™t something thoroughly discussed by all providers when prescribing the medication. But I guess western medicine is more about treating symptoms than preventing them so makes sense

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u/Verehren Sep 07 '26

I was told that I should avoid C for that reason

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u/MileHiSalute Sep 08 '26

Appreciate the information, I have some research and testing to do

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u/starryeyedq Sep 08 '26

What vitamins should you be taking? Iā€™ve been taking it for years (prescription) and thought it only did that if you abused it. But should I be supplementing more?

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u/Verehren Sep 08 '26

I'd already had a multivitamin prescription and they said I would have more negative effects if I didn't up my dosages. I would ask your doctor before doing anything. I've been thinking about switching from Adderall to Vyvanse to see if I can cut back on the vitamins since I'm adverse to pills.

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u/deltalitprof Sep 08 '26

Which vitamins? Or do you mean ALL vitamins?

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u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 Sep 07 '26

I'm on Adderall and after the first week or two you get used to it and the explosive pooping tapers off. Usually. But that introductory period?

https://giphy.com/gifs/oWKoNaKXP8eYM

Yeah, buy an extra toilet brush or two...

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u/Frenchitwist Sep 07 '26

I take adderall every day and have never had this issue. Eat a more balanced diet lol

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u/ProxyMuncher Sep 07 '26

Yeah what the hell is up with people. Fiber and stay hydrated and adderall wonā€™t give you the thunder shits

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u/starryeyedq Sep 08 '26

Yeah Iā€™ve taken it for decades now and I have never had any experience like thatā€¦

Decreased appetite and shitty sleep? Sure. But that gets much better when you take it consistently and exercise.

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u/erhue Sep 07 '26

nah. It's something that varies from person to person. I also get the explosive shits when I take it; but also, for example, massively increased armpit sweat for whatever reason. Most people don't get that side effect, and it's not something that will change with diet either.

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u/Frenchitwist Sep 07 '26

Ooo I def get sweaty pits too

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u/erhue Sep 08 '26

yeah it's a massive pain. Took me a long time to find a deodorant that could handle that shit properly.

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u/Frenchitwist Sep 07 '26

Ooo I def get sweaty pits too

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u/dookieshoes97 Sep 07 '26

Who is still prescribing this? It's 2026, use Vyvanse.

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u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 Sep 07 '26

Even with insurance, generic Vyvanse is way more expensive, so we started with a low dose of generic Adderall, which is dirt cheap. It worked well enough, so I haven't upgraded yet. I can always switch if I want to (the doctor did offer it).

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u/Misplaced_Arrogance Sep 07 '26

There is also a chance it just doesn't work for you too. Adderall was the first one that worked for me, methylphenedate did nothing for me.

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u/erhue Sep 07 '26

there's generic vyvanse now as well. Adderall is slightly better I think, but it has more potential for abuse

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u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 Sep 08 '26

Even the generic vyvanse was like 60 bucks a month vs 8 bucks for Adderall. I can afford either, but I'm not on a high dose and it helped so I didn't see the need to switch. I don't take it every day, either, and it seemed like Vyvanse was catered more towards people who wanted a daily dose with minimal side-effects.

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u/erhue Sep 08 '26

I remember Adderall gave me a kind of high when it kicked in... But that would be followed by a disturbing low. But these things work differently for everyone

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u/LalafellDisaster Sep 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/d2YVk2ZRuQuqvVlu

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u/soofs Sep 07 '26

It is also wrong lol. Adderall will get your system moving definitely but it does not "wreck havoc on your bowels" to the point of crapping yourself

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u/PuckSenior Sep 07 '26

Well, not really. Ritalin is a coke substitute. Adderall is just methamphetamine.

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u/Annual-Control-4335 Sep 08 '26

There is no way a doctor would still prescribe Adderall to someone that is 80 right?

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u/Trick-Seat4901 Sep 07 '26

Lol I hate trump but this is not true. Adderall is an amphetamine. Not the same as coke, not used as a substitute. Ritalin is what you're thinking of, cocaine for ADHD.

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u/RedditIsMyTherapist Sep 07 '26

There was an in depth discussion about it from one of the sound guys on the set of the Apprentice. They called it a "code brown". He was always taking amphetamines, which famously can lend to incontinence of the bowls, and they would have to pause shoots for clean up and then pretend nothing happened because he's a "star".

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u/WorkingAnteater6036 Sep 07 '26

Yikes!! Today I learned way more about the president than Iā€™d ever hoped to.

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u/govtstolemygermscd Sep 07 '26

They let you do it when youre a star

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u/Commercial-Co Sep 08 '26

Yes. Trump is a well known coke head. His ā€œi dont drink or do drugsā€ is a lie, among the many that he has told. And dumb asses believed a fucking liar.

He was fucking coked out in the debates

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u/Yixyxy Sep 07 '26

We need answers! Was it satire?

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u/Commercial-Co Sep 08 '26

No. Its not satire. Trump is a known cokehead in the 80ā€™s

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u/Resident_Goodish Sep 07 '26

Yes. Trump is known to abstain from drugs because his brother was an alcoholic who was deemed a failure and died prematurely

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u/Commercial-Co Sep 08 '26

Trump is a well known coke head. His ā€œi dont drink or do drugsā€ is a lie, among the many that he has told. And dumb asses believed a fucking liar. Do you think he gave a shit for anyone but himself? So magically he gave a shit when his brother (who he wasnt close with) died? Are you that naive?

He was fucking coked out in the debates.

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u/blazbers Sep 07 '26

He doesnā€™t drink bc the hangovers you get when combining it with cocaine are unbearable

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u/intangibleTangelo Sep 07 '26

i think that only happens because cocaine counteracts the effects of alcohol, sobering you up, leading some people to drink heroic amounts

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u/blazbers Sep 07 '26

No. Alcohol and cocaine combine to make cocaethlyne which is very euphoric but has a hellish comedown

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u/Firm-Roll4841 Sep 07 '26

It's honestly impossible to know at this point - which is both sad and hilarious - but mostly sad.... and terrifying.

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u/justin107d Sep 08 '26

We would have had more of these instances the first term. I think it is just a new problem of his.

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u/heartfelt_heresy Sep 07 '26

You can see the outline of his diaper on one of his WWE appearances in the 90s.Ā  https://youtu.be/s9bY28ik2Fc?is=3hN9EplwFDF38_x6

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u/WorkingAnteater6036 Sep 07 '26

Wow. So heā€™s had incontinence for a long while huh

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u/Dead_Internet69420 Sep 08 '26

Many Peopleā„¢ļø are saying it.

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u/EtherealHeart5150 Sep 08 '26

I know,right! How has this not been all over TMZ for the last 10 years is beyond me.

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u/name-secondname Sep 08 '26

Probably none of it is true. But it's funny to pretend.