r/PoursTea • u/PossessionPrior1223 • Sep 07 '26

PoliticalTea 🗳️ That stink must be unbearable

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u/Whole_Rough7066 Sep 07 '26

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u/ImFeelinBotty Sep 07 '26

That man was fighting for his life.

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u/Independent-Buyer827 Sep 07 '26

He was just regretting every life choices he made that lead to him sitting there.

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u/Equal-Level-1782 Sep 07 '26

I'm truly regretting my lack of context here. Would someone be kind enough to bring me up to speed here? Im sure I'll resent this request.

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u/grummthepillgrumm Sep 07 '26

Just another dude stuck behind someone actively filling their diaper.

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u/AliceCode Sep 07 '26

Not just anyone, Donald Trump. This was one of the secret service agents sitting behind Donald.

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u/Life_behind_da_stick Sep 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yIRdeZAnRxFeg
That’s your lucky coin now. You can’t put it in with the others. You’ll lose it.

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh Sep 07 '26

“Where it will get mixed in with the others and become just another quarter…which it is”

Such a cold delivery.

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u/Life_behind_da_stick Sep 07 '26

Masterclass. Absolutely perfect. No notes. I couldn’t remember the word for word. Thank for putting it in. You’re a hero.

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u/DominionGhost Sep 07 '26

"You mean i might have to dive on this man?"

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u/Roosterneck Sep 08 '26

Neither one of those 2 are SS.

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u/AliceCode Sep 08 '26

I'm not talking about the video in the OP, I'm talking about the video further up the thread.

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u/Eggplant-666 Sep 07 '26

I used to volunteer at a nursing home, the struggle is real!

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u/temp_flor Sep 08 '26

It’s bad. I visited one and I could still smell it hours after getting home. I had to take a shower. I could not get away from the smell.

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u/KinseyH Sep 07 '26

This was Lindsey Graham's funeral.

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u/LadyKenpachi1 Sep 08 '26

🥴🤢🤮😵

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u/industrial-complex Sep 07 '26

My understanding is that this dude is a secret service agent who just happened to be in the worst position possible that day.

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u/Roosterneck Sep 08 '26

No

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u/MTFBinyou Sep 08 '26

Sorry if you think that’s the best position to be in.

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u/M4XVLTG3 Sep 08 '26

Trump destroyed his colon due to heavy drug use during the 80s. This manifested as fecal incontinence in the 90s. Due to his affluence he has a paid staffer responsible for carrying the equipment necessary to perform service actions should an event like above occur.

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u/Zealousideal-Mix6235 Sep 08 '26

They used to call him wet wipes on the set of The Apprentice

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u/Obvious_Link6956 Sep 08 '26

I was wondering too, what “has a lot of bombs”, is he telling military secrets again?

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u/macabronsisimo Sep 08 '26

There is a rumor that Potus wears diapers. Hence the smell. This seems to confirm the theory.

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u/FreedomSynergy Sep 08 '26

I think it’s been pretty much confirmed. His assistant was photographed carrying pee pads for him to sit on, seen coming out of a duffle bag she was carrying.

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u/houseWithoutSpoons Sep 08 '26

He's thinking i got to steal 5 million from (fill in the grift) all i have to do is smell this guy have a bowel movement for a few more minutes!

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u/Bicwidus Sep 07 '26

It was the odd lengthed bangs, the sterile suit... too much for any rizz to bear