r/PoursTea • u/PossessionPrior1223 • Sep 07 '26

PoliticalTea 🗳️ That stink must be unbearable

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u/Whole_Rough7066 Sep 07 '26

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u/Rand-all Sep 07 '26

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u/dadbod_Azerajin Sep 07 '26

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u/Rosemary_Woodhouse Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

"Dear God, I tasted it."

Edit: Thank you for the award; you're my first.

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u/CamOliver Sep 07 '26

“Aw my mouth was open!”

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u/lv5vegetto1 Sep 07 '26

" this s*** was in my mouth!" - danger ehren

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u/BreadTruckToast Sep 07 '26

If you can smell it it’s inside you.

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u/colemanjanuary Sep 07 '26

What a horrible day to be able to read

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u/tjn1551 Sep 08 '26

This just made my body shudder just thinking of all the horrible things I’ve smelled in my lifetime.

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u/MuckRaker83 Sep 07 '26

Invaded by farticles

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u/Dreamlion_Inc Sep 07 '26

“I don’t know why my tongue is brown but I fucking everything and everyone in a 2 mile radius of me”

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u/randomname748 Sep 07 '26

LOL fuck you man

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u/patosai3211 Sep 07 '26

This sets off the American dad scene when they visited an old folks home.

“Oh god there’s a heat behind it!”

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u/thisnomypee Sep 07 '26

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u/invisibletoothbrush Sep 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ft1YQCsavfO0

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u/WeeklyPrize21 Sep 08 '26

I miss tay zonday.

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u/targetboston Sep 08 '26

Simpler times.

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u/rocket6733 Sep 07 '26

He knows what chocolate rain smells like

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u/spankthegoodgirl Sep 08 '26

So THIS was the "chocolate rain"?!?!

My god, man.

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u/Select_Watercress_57 Sep 08 '26

What the hell is wrong with people that they would worship this pile of rancid shit like he's Jesus?

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u/SaltnSandy Sep 07 '26

They both look near death

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u/Paz707 Sep 07 '26

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u/scorpyo72 Sep 07 '26

That little quiver before he accepts his death

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u/daemin Sep 07 '26

That was him swallowing a little bit of vomit.

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u/immaCommentThis Sep 07 '26

Who is this? Looks like a young Peter Thiel.

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u/Packer1500 Sep 07 '26

Those eyes were looking for a way out.

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u/kingtacticool Sep 07 '26

He's questioning every decision he made that led him to this.

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u/W4lkieT4lkie Sep 07 '26

Haha, I made this silly gif 😂 Many actually did, but mine was the chosen one for some reason.
It's so cool.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1v9yjtj/comment/p0hv5zh/?context=3

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u/Paz707 Sep 07 '26

Do one that includes Donald please. Like this:

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u/W4lkieT4lkie Sep 07 '26

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u/tawDry_Union2272 Sep 07 '26

oh he bummin' 🤣😂🤣

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u/Low_Oil_316 Sep 07 '26

Oh, the way Trump raises his head just a bit! - signaling evacuation end

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u/Own-Brain9658 Sep 07 '26

I do not have an award to give, so I humbly offer this emoji 🏆thank you for your attention to this matter!

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u/Paz707 Sep 07 '26

Thank you!!

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u/Teal-Prowler505 Sep 07 '26

You're a true reddit warrior.

Bravo.

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u/lapsedhuman Sep 07 '26

This makes me laugh out loud every time

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u/JoblessDave Sep 07 '26

This should be the Trump portrait the next president hangs on the Whitehouse wall.

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u/watch_out_4_snakes Sep 07 '26

So proud of his poopy.

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u/Here4UXandFunnies Sep 08 '26

⁉️ Seriously, how can Trump be so cavalier about pooping around others? I would feel so embarrassed. But he just keeps that smug-assed look all through it!

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u/Western-Sport500 Sep 07 '26

Then make another one! Ideally, seconds 17-23!

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u/W4lkieT4lkie Sep 07 '26

That's maybe a bit too long, but I can do something like this