r/PoursTea • u/PossessionPrior1223 • Sep 07 '26

PoliticalTea 🗳️ That stink must be unbearable

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u/OldRain5261 Sep 07 '26

Let's see.. they are 3' apart from each other, and JD smelt it 1.5 seconds before the douche on the right which means the shit smell is traveling at 2feet/second which is 1.36 miles per hour.

This is also how fast racism, hate, bigotry, lies and just plain evil travel.

Coincidence?

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u/Uturndriving Sipping tea Sep 07 '26

See? This is why they don't like science.

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u/Nerfarean Sep 07 '26

They substitute our reality with their own

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u/MikeTheImpaler Sep 07 '26

Alternative facts?

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u/aliensuitcase3000 Sep 08 '26

Alternative farts

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u/King_R0A Sep 08 '26

Alternative sharts.

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u/PkmnMstr10 Sep 08 '26

Adam Savage must be regretting that quote.

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u/Nerfarean Sep 08 '26

Ikr. Was so benign a decade ago