Jeff Dabe, aka Popeye, is an American arm wrestler famous for his unbelievably large hands and massive forearms. With a reported palm circumference of around 12.75 inches (32.4 cm), his size and powerful grip make him one of the most unique figures in the arm-wrestling world.

130 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 1d ago

of a bolt turned on a lathe

1.9k Upvotes

Credit to metal_mind_202

96 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uunicorned • 11h ago

of a tibetan mastiff

104 Upvotes

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/q-the-light • 12h ago

of a snail

79 Upvotes

This is Crumble. My love for her is as sizeable as she is, the absolute tank!

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TermElectronic8261 • 1d ago

of an Apology

5.2k Upvotes

188 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/aditya__ra • 1d ago

/r/all of a screw

13.6k Upvotes

221 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 22h ago

of a snail

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249 Upvotes

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uunicorned • 1d ago

of a shire horse

2.0k Upvotes

46 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/smeltaz • 1d ago

of a Cookie

1.3k Upvotes

Not OC

112 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 1d ago

of a drunk squirrel

1.0k Upvotes

76 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

of a tornado

591 Upvotes

45 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/gixanthrax • 1d ago

of a Red Beetrot I grew

81 Upvotes

Banana for Scale - this Bad Boy was a little over 3 kg

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MoPuWe • 20h ago

of a Heritage Flake

25 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LBJ1911 • 1d ago

of a Broken sprinkler

55 Upvotes

I have No clue what could have Possibly caused it to Shoot that high

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MrUpVoteDownvote • 2d ago

of a fruit buffet

6.0k Upvotes

164 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Allmeira • 16h ago

of a Kohlrabi

2 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Lucalebowski • 1d ago

of a Chonka-Butt Mallard

53 Upvotes

Port Clinton City Beach. Lake Erie.

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a nest

644 Upvotes

56 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PublicEnemaNumberOne • 1d ago

of a power line pole.

165 Upvotes

Long string of power line poles along the road and then HOLY SHIT WHAT DID THEY PLANT THIS ONE IN???

15 comments

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