r/AbsoluteUnits • • 18h ago

of a rabbit

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u/Bad-Banana-from-Mars 16h ago

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u/Haunting_Apricot_120 16h ago

That terrifying rabbit is getting all the trix. I don’t want any trouble
https://giphy.com/gifs/lrzjrZkrLn2YDTVnpD

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 17h ago edited 16h ago

Girl I know has a Flemish Giant... it demands to sit in your lap or be held at all times or it will bite you until you pick it up. Have to keep your shoes on a high shelf when you come in the house or the rabbit pees on them

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u/Birdsonme 16h ago

I’d like to volunteer as a bunny chair/petter.

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u/Lord-Monocle 16h ago

sound like my cat

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u/OkCoconut3270 17h ago

Wow.... I hope he has the holy hand grenade of Antioch otherwise he's in serious trouble

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u/denimbabe 16h ago

I was not expecting a Holy Grail reference today but here we are.

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u/guardianharper 4h ago

Reddit requires Holy Grail references at regular intervals to keep its hope alive!

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u/Diligent_Entropy 17h ago

Thou shalt count to three. No more, no less.

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u/asparagusp26 17h ago

If normal rabbits have a kicking force to break a rib…this can clearly snap your spine 💀

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u/Unfair_Buddy5871 17h ago

And he's holding it with its feet aimed right at his balls...

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u/asparagusp26 17h ago

Will kick them into another dimension 🪐

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u/Hot_Plant8696 17h ago

Yes, i would definitivly be cautious with this one.

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u/Specialist_Elk140 17h ago

Why does Portuguese sound like Spanish mixed with Dutch?

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 16h ago

To me it sounds like a slav with dementia trying his absolutely best to speak arabic but forgetting the language

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u/TheRonsinkable 17h ago

jesus. its that rabbit from Devil may Cry

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u/hardstripe 17h ago

Those chompers.

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u/OldAssistant4220 17h ago

yep. it was bred for maximizing meat production.

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u/DownvoteAreMyUpvote 12h ago

The moment i saw it from my feed i immediately imagined it as food, deep fried in all its glory.

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u/Shibva_ 16h ago

I don’t think that’s a Flemish giant

I might be wrong

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u/Passiveresistance 16h ago

He could be a continental giant.

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u/LifeTitle3951 3h ago

That's a famished giant

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u/lv5vegetto1 17h ago

Jacked rabbit

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u/EssayTraditional 4h ago

Jessica Rabbit approves. 

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u/zorggalacticus 17h ago

He's got big, pointy teeth!

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u/axxxaxxxaxxx 17h ago

It’s Bunnicula

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u/javoss88 16h ago

Look at the boooones!!

That rabbit is DYNAMITE!

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u/Rudolf_Shlepke 17h ago

That is a very small man

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u/QuietProfessional0 16h ago

Night of the Lepus

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u/EssayTraditional 4h ago

You better believe it. 

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u/AdWooden2312 17h ago

Donny darko has entered the chat

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 17h ago

Night of the Lepus looking mofo

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u/ImpressAgitated 17h ago

Just a tiny man right ?

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u/Better-Culture-7770 17h ago

Hossenpfeffer.

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u/thedeuschebag85 16h ago

Prepare the Holy Hand Grenade

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u/JohansonFury 17h ago

Eso es un Conejo 🐰 continental!

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u/Any-Thought-1579 17h ago

The rabbit hunts you.

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u/deephurting66 17h ago

Flemish Giant?

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u/Hot_Plant8696 17h ago

You fool !

This is not a rabbit !

Run !

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u/Healthy-Ad-3394 17h ago

Same size heads…

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u/PaLeken 17h ago

It's not a ordinary rabbit, he's a murderer

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u/azab189 17h ago

You can't fool me, that is a murderer and there's millions of them

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u/oldskool_slabside 17h ago

No. Don't like it.

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u/Substantial_Sea7327 16h ago

Black Sheep Acres

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u/Charming-Muffin-7965 16h ago

Put down the raccoon for christ sake!

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u/rorinth 16h ago

Pippa pipkin

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u/KeeKyieMorrisTheWise 15h ago

HOLY BUNNERS!!!!!

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u/UnlikelySpoon 15h ago

imagine this thing getting the zoomies at 3 AM

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u/Katgrave 15h ago

Rabbits ain’t cute

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u/Hopestrosity 14h ago

Looks like the white rabbit from Wonderland hit the gym so he could hop faster and not be late! 😆

But seriously- cute bunny! That would be so sweet to cuddle! 🥰

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u/DitchDigger330 13h ago

Ghost stories

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u/SunderingTwilight 12h ago

that's what terry chris was so afraid of

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u/Boneridge 11h ago

This reminds me of a novel I read as a kid it was brancula? It was a vampire take on a white hair red eyed bunny kind of like goose bumps but not from the same universe. 

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u/Boneridge 11h ago

It was bunnicula. 

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u/BettaButch 9h ago

Bunnicula

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u/BitterMouthMaggot 9h ago

We need the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch for this bastard.

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u/Electric_Kaffe 9h ago

how high do those guys jump

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u/OnwardForScience 8h ago

This reminds me of the Skittles commercial. You know the one. Now look it up so it's in your head too.

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u/Working_Dragon00777 4h ago

That thing will eat him one day

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u/SLeepyCatMeow 3h ago

Ive seen monty python and the holy grail, i know what this is

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u/No-Display-1457 17h ago

How long do these take in the oven????

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u/Breadmaker9999 17h ago

I've seen bigger. And smaller, and ones with the exact same mass but proportioned differently.

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u/Gekko83 16h ago

Someone bring the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch like...right now!

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u/Few_Ad_5281 17h ago

Not to be that guy, but why aren't rabbits more mainstream in the food industry. They are literally easier to raise than chickens and arguably reproduce and mature faster.

One of these big boys could be cheaper and just as filling.

Are the production costs that bad? Is butchering a chicken easier to automate because of the varying proportions?

Or do people can't bring themselves to eat Bugs Bunny?

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u/purple-vasabi 17h ago edited 17h ago

Both have their own benefits, they aren't easier to raise than chicken, they are just as cheap to feed as chicken. Personally, I prefer chicken meat to rabbit's meat when it comes to taste. + Generally we find rabbits to be kinda cute, so we don't butcher them as much as chicken.

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u/IceHawk1212 17h ago

They are very hard to process on scale, as a rodent their skeletons are fragile and prone to shattering. This means you can't pop them in an automated machine like chickens. Chickens are the only real comparable too as both pigs and cows are more robust in terms of food inputs. I would imagine that it doesn't help that rabbits when in high population density are very prone to diseases like hemorrhagic disease which carries a 70%-100% fatality rate.

Rabbit meat would easily cost 3-5 times what chickens cost at anything approaching supply chain of scale.

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u/Passiveresistance 16h ago

They are not rodents, they are lagomorphs.

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u/IceHawk1212 16h ago

Kool I didn't know that

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u/redisdead__ 17h ago

r/askfoodhistorians will probably have a very good post on this already but as far as I know there used to be warrens all over England to farm them in the middle ages but the big problem was chickens can eat basically any kitchen scraps and be healthy but rabbits are harder to feed so chickens won out.

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u/Caosin36 17h ago

What about quails?

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u/redisdead__ 17h ago

I don't know but I'm going to guess they are better flyers so probably harder to keep and they don't have the chickens freakish non-stop egg laying ability.

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u/Caosin36 17h ago

Quails still do lay eggs daily

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u/Unfair_Buddy5871 17h ago

Rabbits get stressed out by anything so I would assume their meat might be tougher? Chickens generally don't freak out as much and maintain more tender meat composition

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u/hankbbeckett 17h ago

Naw, domestic rabbits can be chiller then most chickens. They very quickly get used to dogs, loud building projects nearby, vehicles, wild animals eyeballing them(long as it's from the other side of the wire). They're considered "fryer" age at around 10 weeks, after that they get a little tougher.

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u/Unfair_Buddy5871 16h ago

Ohhh interesting. I haven't had rabbit before i might try it sometime if I get the chance

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u/insanekid66 16h ago

We had hens and rabbits for meat. The hens were decent, the rabbits were a fucking nightmare.

It was damn near impossible to butcher one without little pieces of bone getting everywhere. The meat was pretty gross too, the animals freak tf out over the smallest things, which made the meat all pissy and gross. We've had wild rabbit/hare that was better, but had 0 fat on it.

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u/hankbbeckett 16h ago edited 16h ago

On a large scale, breeding rabbits in a controlled manner takes a lot of individual cages, moving rabbits around for breeding, food/water/cleaning for each cage. Not prohibitive, but harder then just having a flock of chickens. They're also more sensitive to mold, dust, disease, and overheating.

You can pasture raise rabbits in a colony. Similar to chickens, one buck for several does. Slaughter or separate young rabbits at around 10 weeks so you don't have fighting bucks and pregnant teens. Some people don't like it because its hard to tell when kits are born(rabbits hide their nests really well!), how old they are, or which rabbit is even the mother(they only nurse once or twice per 24hrs, usually in the middle of the night). I like it because I don't have to have animals confined to tiny cages. They get a big pen to dig tunnels, knock things over, piss competitively, chase each other around, do whatever rabbit stuff they do all day. If I need to leave for a week, I can just leave them a lot of hay, a pile of greens, and pellets and water are in automatic systems. About once a month, a bunch of babies emerge from the tunnels.

I still think it's mostly cultural tho. Not a big market for rabbit meat. Lot of city people feel bad eating it, but are fine with chicken, so why take the risk instead of just raising more chickens.

On a small farm/homestead level, rabbits are perfect. Quiet, clean, better manure then chickens. Might be hard to keep thousands of rabbits cool and clean, but a few dozen are very very low maintenance. When it's time to butcher them, no plucking, very easy to dress out.

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u/Fuzzy-Emu6003 17h ago

Bet he taste delicious

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u/Hot_Plant8696 17h ago

Congratulation !

You successfully passed the animal detection test.

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u/stavago 17h ago

He looks bitey