What's the matter Paxton? 🐔?

[u/Veshaad]

[u/CaptainBlotto]

I have no idea how this race is even close.

[u/lilb1190 → u/CaptainBlotto]

I honestly think I could beat Paxton in a debate and I would be a terrible candidate

[u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 → u/lilb1190]

My dog Savage is smarter than 90% of the GOP party and 110% smarter than the MAGA cult

[u/Lexibee86 → u/Odd-Neighborhood4214]

I'd vote for your dog far before I'd vote for any republican. #Savage2030

[u/lilb1190 → u/Lexibee86]

"Savage, what is your take on the state of the economy"

"Ruff!"

[u/AltonBParker → u/lilb1190]

"Mr. Savage, what is the impact of the increased cost of living on the average American citizen?"

"Awooooooo!!"

[u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 → u/AltonBParker]

Let me admire myself in the damn mirror so I can at least think

[u/Lexibee86 → u/lilb1190]

Well said, Savage. We'll have more from our candidates after these commercials centered around delicious meats.

[u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 → u/lilb1190]

Let me get some rest, damn can’t a dog get a break once in a while

[u/Lexibee86 → u/Odd-Neighborhood4214]

Man, this is exactly how I feel everytime I think about the economy. Savage nailed it.

[u/patsully98 → u/lilb1190]

/u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 and Savage walk into a bar. ON4 says to the bartender, “Hey, if Savage here talks to you, can I get a free beer?” Bartender says, “Hell yeah, if that dog can talk I’ll buy you a beer.”

ON4 says to Savage, “Savage, what goes on top of a house?”
Savage: Roof! Roof!
ON4: Savage, what’s your take on the economy?
Savage: Ruff! Ruff!
ON4: “Savage, who’s the greatest Yankee of all time?
Savage: Ruth! Ruth!

Bartender says, “Aw get outta here with that bullshit” and kicks them out. They get outside and ON4 looks down at Savage, and Savage looks up at ON4 and says, “DiMaggio?”

[u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 → u/lilb1190]

Savage says our economy was doing just great before we got a “child” in the White House and it will take me yrs to straighten out

[u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 → u/lilb1190]

Hmm, the state of the economy will take me “2 weeks” to get this taken care of

Woof Woof

[u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 → u/Lexibee86]

Hmmm, gotta think about that…. Get back with me in 2 weeks

[u/Viidia → u/Lexibee86]

I am a dog if it means not being or voting Republicans!

[u/Careless-Hour-1319 → u/Odd-Neighborhood4214]

Savage in 2028

[u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 → u/Careless-Hour-1319]

This is my running mate, if he would put down the damn paper

[u/lebowtzu → u/Odd-Neighborhood4214]

No stacks of classified documents. I think I can support this.

[u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 → u/lebowtzu]

The classic documents are in safe hands right now

[u/WolverineFar8226 → u/Odd-Neighborhood4214]

Savage looks better than paxton

[u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 → u/WolverineFar8226]

It doesn’t take much to be better than that love of garbage

[u/Im_with_stooopid → u/Odd-Neighborhood4214]

When your dog sits he probably doesn't poop himself either.