r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 9h ago

Spotlight On Media Outlets What's the matter Paxton? 🐔?

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u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 9h ago

My dog Savage is smarter than 90% of the GOP party and 110% smarter than the MAGA cult

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u/Lexibee86 9h ago

I'd vote for your dog far before I'd vote for any republican. #Savage2030

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u/lilb1190 9h ago

"Savage, what is your take on the state of the economy"

"Ruff!"

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u/AltonBParker 9h ago

"Mr. Savage, what is the impact of the increased cost of living on the average American citizen?"

"Awooooooo!!"

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u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 8h ago

Let me admire myself in the damn mirror so I can at least think