r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 9h ago

Spotlight On Media Outlets What's the matter Paxton? 🐔?

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u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 9h ago

My dog Savage is smarter than 90% of the GOP party and 110% smarter than the MAGA cult

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u/Lexibee86 9h ago

I'd vote for your dog far before I'd vote for any republican. #Savage2030

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u/lilb1190 9h ago

"Savage, what is your take on the state of the economy"

"Ruff!"

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u/patsully98 8h ago

/u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 and Savage walk into a bar. ON4 says to the bartender, “Hey, if Savage here talks to you, can I get a free beer?” Bartender says, “Hell yeah, if that dog can talk I’ll buy you a beer.”

ON4 says to Savage, “Savage, what goes on top of a house?”
Savage: Roof! Roof!
ON4: Savage, what’s your take on the economy?
Savage: Ruff! Ruff!
ON4: “Savage, who’s the greatest Yankee of all time?
Savage: Ruth! Ruth!

Bartender says, “Aw get outta here with that bullshit” and kicks them out. They get outside and ON4 looks down at Savage, and Savage looks up at ON4 and says, “DiMaggio?”