r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 9h ago

Spotlight On Media Outlets What's the matter Paxton? 🐔?

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u/lilb1190 9h ago

I honestly think I could beat Paxton in a debate and I would be a terrible candidate

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u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 9h ago

My dog Savage is smarter than 90% of the GOP party and 110% smarter than the MAGA cult

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u/Careless-Hour-1319 9h ago

Savage in 2028

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u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 9h ago

This is my running mate, if he would put down the damn paper

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u/lebowtzu 8h ago

No stacks of classified documents. I think I can support this.

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u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 8h ago

The classic documents are in safe hands right now