r/ChatGPT • u/mojamom • 1d ago

Funny My AI, everyone.

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u/Lostyogi 1d ago

Does Gregory want to be human?? If so then he can have $500. If not then I buy enough cheese to support him and his family.

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u/mojamom 1d ago

I asked why he got cursed: Gregory was an IRS auditor who audited a witch named Barbara in 2019. He denied her tax deduction for an emotional support goose. Then, demonstrating the survival instincts of a wet paper towel, he mocked her: "What are you gonna do, turn me into a rat?" Barbara did, in fact, turn him into a rat.

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u/Reaper2s 1d ago

If turning him into a rat didn't make him want to be a decent human being, perhaps a near death experience by centrifugal force will precipitate a change in behavior?

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u/l2ulan 23h ago

Sure, but it will only make him into a decent rat at best.

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u/envy841 1d ago

What kind of refund does he get from the IRS? Cheese? Is he claiming the stolen cheese as his income? If he’s getting cash for three kids in your home, he should share the refund with you. Give him cheese in exchange for the cash refund

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u/DoctorGarbanzo 20h ago

Tale as old as time...

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u/kienapppel 20h ago

So the 500€ is to reimburse Barbara for the lost tax reduction?

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u/BonoboPowr 1h ago

That makes the answer very easy. Report him to the IRS. If possible also swing him around in a dirty sock first.

  • He was an IRS auditor
  • He was a heartless and rude human
  • He is a cheese thief

Fuck Gregory.

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u/sephing 1d ago

Your only other choice of you don't give him the $500 is to put him in a sock and swing him around.

Sooooooo.... Find a sock

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u/JorjEade 14h ago

I love that it's just "swing him around", not even like smash him against a wall or something. Just want to make him a bit dizzy lol

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u/peppermintteea 1d ago

Completely agree